Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
I can’t believe I’m still doing this.
Just an overall terrible day of football yesterday.
Both games stunk out loud.
As a man from Ohio, I consider the Browns my second team.
I cheer for the them over everyone but the Colts.
I really thought they had a shot this year.
Anything less means you’re not a true fan.
You have to question Nicky Smokes dedication to the Miami Dolphins.
There’s nothing sad and depressing about binge drinking and dumping sack in the bathroom of a bar.
I swear throwing the ball downfield was actually working for them.
Tyreek Hill scored their only touchdown on a deep pass.
They completed a long one at the end of the half.
The completed a couple more in the 4th quarter when the game was out of reach.
They marched right across the 50 yard line.
Then they found themselves in a 3rd & 2.
From 3rd & 2 they ran back to back shotgun plays with no running back in the backfield.
One of the plays was a god damn screen pass that Tua just spiked into the ground.
I couldn’t believe my eyes.
The whole game was pathetic.
I was just angry all evening.
That’s $10 I’ll never get back.
Or maybe I shouldn’t be blaming the Dolphins at all.
They may have never had a chance in the first place.
Hear me out for a second..
I saw a tweet posted to Reddit yesterday from some political person named Laura Loomer.
She’s accusing Republican Presidential Candidate Nikki Haley of working with the deep state to control the weather.
The answer is obvious.
Let’s look at the facts.
Then consider the weather in Kansas City yesterday.
It was one of the coldest football games in the history of the NFL.
And we all saw the stats leading up to it.
The Miami Dolphins are 0-1000 (roughly) in games played in less than 40 degree weather.
Everyone knows the Miami Dolphins are a finesse bitch team who can’t play in the cold.
I had never considered that the NFL was manipulating the weather to benefit the Chiefs.
I didn’t know you could manipulate the weather.
But thanks Laura Loomer, my eyes are wide open.
Everything about the cold weather across the country right now is benefiting the Chiefs.
Stay woke out there everyone.
Anyways, I hope you all enjoy your Martin Luther King Jr. Day tomorrow.
Keep in mind that it’s racist for your employer to make you work tomorrow.
Just as MLK would have wanted.
