Welcome back to you’re weekly episode of Dumping Them Out.
I give a shot to not repeat GIFs too often, but it’s inevitable.
I can’t remember which Boob GIFs I’ve already used and which ones I haven’t.
They all just blur together at this point.
To be honest, I’ve been a little unsatisfied with their quality the last couple of Sundays.
Pixel wise that is.
That would be inappropriate to say.
Hopefully I’ll be able to acquire some GIFs with a sufficient number of pixels this time around.
Sometimes they look good but then we the blog is published they’re all blurry.
Some fun Indianapolis Colts news happened last night.
I’ve for some reason made myself the Barstool Sports Colts blogger.
But for the most part I can fake it well enough to get by.
In reality, I’m pretty sure that’s what most people here do anyways.
So it goes again.
Colts star running back Jonathan Taylor requested a trade last night.
I genuinely didn’t have much of a reaction when this news dropped.
But if we’re assuming that isn’t going to happen, then who cares.
JT isn’t going to be great for more than another year or two.
His best football is almost certainly behind him.
Just trade JT to another team who’s falsely convinced themselves that they’re merely a running back away.
In exchange, get one of the Miami Dolphins more important players.
Thank you Mr. Irsay.
But first things first, you’re not going to die any time soon.
If you were going to die you would have died a long time ago.
It’s like what happened with Keith Richards.
Like a 4 billion dollar cockroach.
Did Jonathan Taylor even consider the grander scheme of things when he requested a trade?
If Jonathan Taylor and Jim Irsay turn to dust tomorrow morning, the earth won’t stop spinning.
The NFL will continue not paying their running backs.
Maybe take a step back and think about that, idiot.
But apparently none of that shit matters anyways.
Looks like we have a good ol' fashioned Indiana stand-off on our hands.
I’m having a hard time seeing how JT comes out on top here.
you’ve got the option to’t out negotiate a crazy person.
They’re impossible to predict.
Even if some team out there offers the Colts a massive haul for Jonathan Taylor.
Neither would be a surprise.
But on the other hand, Jim Irsay might have him traded by the time this blog gets published.
He may have already completely forgotten everything that went down last night.
To just assume that Jim Irsay knows what he did yesterday would be borderline insane.
You know what a really great trade would be is if Jim Irsay and Mark Davis traded teams.
