Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
This particular episode is being written at 4:30am.
Meaning I need to wake up at a ridiculous hour to complete my boobs blog.
Could I have easily written this yesterday to avoid this situation entirely?
This is how I win.
I’m starting to think that I’m a bad person.
As I am an American, I watched the Colorado vs Oregon game yesterday.
I’m starting to become worried that Colorado is not going to win a National Championship.
If Travis Hunter wasn’t injured they definitely wouldn’t have one.
I also watched the Ohio State vs Notre Dame game last night.
Pour one out for Notre Dame super fans and best friends Shane Gillis and Frank The Tank.
Holy shit, I had completely forgotten about this.
At the Barstool Awards in Boston, there was a little pre-show cocktail hour thing.
Everybody from the show was there.
I passed a group of people that included Dante The Don and Caleb Pressley.
Dante stopped me and said, “Hey have you met Caleb?”
then Caleb said, “Ok”.
Then I said “Thank you Dante” and walked away.
I’m not sure why Dante thought that would be a cool thing to lead with.
I wish that didn’t happen.
I should really talk less about drugs less.
Personally I thought that was a little too far.
Lou Holtz brain is scrambled eggs.
There’s no need to verbally assault Lou Holtz.
He hasn’t formed a coherent sentence since 2006.
And no shit he said that Notre Dame is “tougher” than Ohio State.
Lou Holtz is above all a Notre Dame guy.
Notre Dame guys pride themselves on playing tough, hardnosed football.
That’s how Catholic Jesus wants football to be played.
Yes, the account is being run by an insane person.
But we just had to bully him off the internet for a couple of days.
I want them to be as crazy as possible.
I’m a proponent of encouraging crazy people on the internet.
I want to see how far they can take it.
The Fleming Curse is real.
Shoutout Sheamus Fleming who moved to Ireland the day of the potato famine.
Showed up in Ireland, then the next day BOOM - potato famine.
That’s hands down my favorite thing Frank has ever said.
The scariest thing happened to me yesterday.
I was watching college football and enjoying a pizza.
I butt dialed Kirk.
One of the scarier moments of my life to be honest.
Thank god I didn’t say any slurs.
Or shit… maybe I should have.
Slurs might have been the play.
I could watch body builders be emasculated all day long.
Ok that’ll do it for me.
Time to go back to sleep until it’s time to spend all of football Sunday learning about immigrants.
Ellis Island is probably kind of cool right?
I’m a man of culture, I can appreciate a good museum.
I think I’m going up in the Statue of Liberty too.
That should impress the hell out of them.
