Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
I’m heroically battling the most crippling hangover of my life right now.
I managed to get out of bed at 3:30pm today.
I’m way too old to go out like that anymore.
I’m also way too old to be dressing up like Justin Bieber.
Yes, I still have his tattoos drawn on my neck.
No I will not be sharing the picture.
Ranking #1-5, first categories that come to my head.
Keep in mind, these areSpeedRankings.
It’s all impulse.
Many things will be left out.
NFL Players That Annoy Me1.
Puka Nacua- I refuse to believe he’s good, despite the mountains of evidence that say otherwise2.
Russell Wilson- I believe he’s a bad person who thinks he’s better than everyone else.
Marshawn Lynch said so himself.3.
I also hate his brother.
I am however fully on the “Brittany Mahomes is not that bad” train.4.
Derek Carr- For the love of god kindly the fuck off my television screen and let Jameis Winston play.
Watching him play was like being waterboarded.
But now I’m fully on board.
He’s still very bad, but watching him win these games out of nowhere has been hilarious.
And I love a good comeback story
NFL Teams That Are Good But Won’t Win The Super Bowl1.
There’s just no way.
(I don’t really have a reason I just know it’s not going to happen)4.
Miami Dolphins- Too fancy.
Can’t play in cold weather.
Tua’s brain is spilling out his ears.
Have it on good authority from Frank The Tank that they are cursed5.
Baltimore Ravens- This one hurts me to say because I’m a huge Lamar Jackson fan.
I think he gets a bunch of unwarranted criticism.
Blow Pops- The gum is surrounded by sucker but technically it is gum.
I buy Blow Pops all the time.
Dentyne Ice Arctic Chill -Best gum for breath3.
Big League Chew Original- I rarely see it in stores, but whenever I do, I buy it.
Great for blowing bubbles, comes in shreds so you’re free to pretend it’s tobacco4.
Watermelon Gum- Any watermelon flavored gum is good
Cities That Should Have a Professional Sports Team1.
El Paso, Texas- KB put me onto El Paso.
It ranks 22 on the United States most populated cities list.
It’s 81% Hispanic.
Louisville, Kentucky- I went there for a bachelor party and had a great time.
It has a very accessible airport.3.
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina- It would be the most touristy fan base ever.
Maybe even more so than Vegas.
I think that’d be kind of funny4.
People would hate it so much but also it would kind of rule.
That’d be the most American thing ever5.
Reno, Nevada- Would be an awesome rivalry with the Raiders or the Golden Knights.
Like a younger, trashier brother throw in of franchise.
Hosts of Family Feud1.
Steve Harvey- Best game show host in the history of game shows.
Greatest comedian of all time.
Can kill a room with facial expressions only.
I love him with all my heart.2.
Richard Karn- Was the host when I first fell in love with the Feud3.
John O’Hurley- Also played J. Peterman in Seinfeld4.
Louis Anderson- Off putting voice and face5.
Richard Dawson- Kind of a creep
