Welcome back to a special Monday holiday episode of Dumping Them Out.
At that’s how I understand it.
Podcast ProducerPodcast Producers are the unsung heroes of our society.
Without a podcast producer (with the exception of Kirk and Dan), these people would benothing.
The average NFL career is short and many of players leave the league with life altering brain injuries.
Guy In Charge of the Bulls for Running With The Bulls16 people have died while running with the bulls.
I can’t think of any other position where it’s your job to train animals to attack people.
That’s pretty cool.
Except I think they have to kill the bulls at the end.
You get a lot of blood on your hands in that job.
I was equipped with nothing but a heat gun.
I can’t imagine that was an effective strategy.
I was drunk the entire time.
Hot Oil Rig WorkersI just remembered the hot oil rig worker guys who go viral sometimes.
Just a couple hot dudes with big muscles making an honest living.
That was real fucked up.
Emotional Support DogDogs can be laborious too.
Fortune Cookie FolderWhen I was a kid my family went to New York City for a few days.
In particular, we went to a fortune cookie factory in Chinatown.
She had me and my brothers gather around so she could show us how to do it.
She was very serious about her work.
She really made sure that we understood the steps to folding a cookie.
But she never let us fold one ourselves.
That’s a scary amount of power for someone to have.
It might be hard not to abuse it.
I’m sure they’re curious to see what they’re capable of.
They could be a real life super villain.
Could hold the world hostage for millions of dollars like Dr. And I don’t mean people like Dave or Big Cat, or anybody working at PENN.
I mean someone who makes a living off of their winnings.
I’ve always operated under the assumption that anybody who claims they make money year over year is lying.
PimpNot a shady real-life pimp.
He splits the profits fairly with his girls and treats them as equal business partners and not property.
The good, wholesome kind of pimp.
Whoever is in Charge of Mitch McConnellI don’t think Mitch McConnell even knows his own name.
But if he’s really out there doing cowboy stuff, I think that’s pretty badass.
Like the ranchers in the show Yellowstone.
According to the Department of Agriculture there are somewhere between 500,000 and 1,000,000 real cowboys in America.
That’s a way higher number than I would have guessed.
Barstool should hire a real cowboy.
