It was a truly special tweet, and Josh deserves his flowers for it.
It’s also a tweet that is extremely on brand for Dumping Them Out.
That’s most relatable tweet these eyes have seen since.
The most relatable content since people started using the word content to describe content.
Thank you Josh Pray.
What the fuck are we doing?"
That’s 5 total rounds.
That’s back to back to back to back to back threesomes.
I truly think that might be my favorite tweet of all time.
God bless you Josh Pray.
Barstool Vibbs has officially entered the Barstool Sports Indianapolis Colts Blogosphere.
I want to be clear that I’m not mad about this.
Not one iota (shoutout Danny Boy Canes).
If I was mad, then why would I be publicly declaring how not mad I am?
That wouldn’t make a lick of sense.
It’s actually encouraging.
The Colts beat is hot right now.
Anthony Richardson breaks his shoulder 2-3 times per week.
That’s more than a single journalist can keep up with.
So game on Vibbs.
If it’s a Colts blogging war you want, it’s a Colts blogging war you’ll get.
Because these Colts takes are going to be flying off my fingershot&fast.
(unless I don’t feel like it.
Colts fans up huge.
It isn’t not moving to Boston for the Kirk Minihane producer job.
It was the morning of firing day.
It was a horrible vibe in the office that morning.
In fairness, they were probably right.
So I decided against it.
Then I opened up the blog.
It was around 10am, and I saw the forementioned Mintzy blog scheduled for 11am.
I thought, holy shit that’shilariousawful.
I can’t believe they’re posting that today.
That’s when I made a regrettable decision.
Turns out the editors didn’t realize it was scheduled.
As soon as they realized was about to hit the blog they pulled it down.
To this day I think if I wouldn’t have said anything, that blog would have gone up.
It would have caused problems, but it would have been an ALL-TIME Mintzy moment.
That blog never got posted.
But damn… that would have been wild.
While I’m getting stuff off my chest.
I had a my first Barstool Sports related mental breakdown yesterday.
I feel like I was due for that.
I cleverly captioned it, “What is the opposite of an ick”.
Then I sat back to watch magic happen.
Unfortunately, the magic didn’t happen.
I believe it got 7 likes in a couple hours.
I thought to myself, “My god, I’ve been shadow banned”.
What else could possibly be the explanation for why such a perfect tweet received such little engagement.
Elon was clearly trying to shut me down.
Shockingly, that tweet did nothing either.
Stunning, I know.
Is it possible my tweets aren’t performing because they areactually bad.
Like a god damn coward.
I thought, “Ok you fucking psycho, maybe chill out for a second.
It’s not that serious.”
Then I got really embarrassed about how much a cared.
Then I had a few Corona’s and got over it.
Alcohol fixed my problems yet again.
A healthy crutch that has yet to fail me.
And now I’m all fixed.
