I made the regrettable decision to hit the weed pen before I started writing this.
Every time I smoke I turn so unbelievably dumb and anxious.
It just took me 30 minutes to craft these 4 sentences because my brain does not work on weed.
But I’m going to power through.
One GIF at a time.
By the way we’re doing asses today.
I thought it would be funny to film everyone at the party freaking out while I had the remote.
So as midnight was approaching, I started filming the scene.
I was called out for it immediately.
Didn’t even make it 2 seconds.
My remote stealing strategy did nothing.
I missed the end of the game.
It was truly a pathetic effort by me.
Speaking of college football.
Was anyone else overcome with rage when they showed this Michigan fan celebrating a penalty in the stands?
But in reality, I don’t think a simple arrest is a harsh enough punishment.
Prolonged torture would probably be taking things too far.
I’m not a psycho.
But I think we could at least cut both of his arms off at the shoulder as punishment.
We can’t just let that guy continue walking the streets with all of his extremities.
We live in a society.
There needs to be consequences for people’s actions.
Not to dwell on Michigan fans, but there’s one more thing I noticed.
I’m not holding that against them.
It’s just an observation.
But Michigan is a very difficult school to get into.
It’s significantly harder to get into Michigan than Ohio State.
Also, the Unibomber graduated from Michigan.
And I think Dahmer went to OSU for like 1 semester.
So I’m not sure that’s a battle Michigan wants to fight.
The whole Andrew Tate vs Greta Thunburg situation has been annoying me.
I don’t know much about either person.
I don’t care for either of them.
The bar for what constitutes a good burn is so low.
Why would he email her at smalldickenergy@getalife.com?
That means smalldickenergy@getalife.com is Greta’s email address.
She burned herself, and got 3.8 million likes for it.
Her next tweet was even dumber.
In his video he ordered some pizzas.
The pizza boxes gave away Tate’s location, and the cops came and arrested him.
In the video, Andrew Tate made some stupid joke about making sure the pizza boxes were not recycled.
So after all of that this came out, Greta tweeted:
No, Greta.
It has nothing to do with fucking recycling.
The pizzas in the video had just been delivered.
Whether or not he recycled the pizza boxes is irrelevant to the situation.
But again, that doesn’t even matter, because his location was already given away.
But props to her I guess.
I think part of the problem is that there are no faces in a lot of the GIFs.
Usually a Boob GIF includes a face, which adds a little variety to the photo.
But so many of these ass GIFs are nothing more than an up-close-rump shot.
Are the long distance ass GIFs better?
It’s hard to say.
Thank you for your time.
