Welcome back to anotherepisode ofDumping Them Out Spectacular.
This the second Spectacular I’ve written in the past 2 weeks.
Last weeks ‘Dumping Them Out: Christmas Spectacular’ was a massive hit.
So in true Spectacular fashion, that’s what I’ll be doing again today.
Although I must say, I really blew my load (figuratively) on Boob GIFs last week.
Used about 20 of the best ones I have saved.
Gonna be a tall task to live up to that.
But I’ll do my best.
Get Jacked- I’ve been making this resolution ever year for the past decade.
The only few years I managed to maintain “jacked” status is 2019-2021.
It turned out to be terrible for my mental health.
I was never bothered by how skinny I was until I started lifting.
I was cool being super skinny.
That’s the problem with working out for vanity purposes only.
Give More Money to Homeless People- I used to be great about giving dollars to homeless people.
I’d always carry around cash, and would hand them left and right.
I considered myself a philanthropist.
I suppose I could donate to an actual charity, but you never know where that money is going.
When I give it directly to the source, I know exactly where it’s going.
Get Cast on a Game Show- I’m thinking outside of the box now.
This would be a run resolution to have.
I knew a guy in LA who would venture to get on The Price Is Right every week.
But I think they’d give everyone like $10 for showing up.
I’d prefer to be on Family Feud, or Kid’s Jeopardy.
I can’t for the life of me remember what it was called though.
I’ll let you know if I figure it out.
Get a Better More Manageable Haircut- I’ve never been satisfied with my hair.
Get Better at Smoking Weed- At some point in my life I started getting overly paranoid after smoking weed.
But I’d like to start smoking more again.
I think if I really committed to it, and smoked consistently, it the paranoia might go away.
I think it would help me drink less too.
Maybe make me more creative.
I just gotta get over that initial paranoid hump.
I’d love to add a 4th option to my menu.
Care More About Sports- I want to fit in at Barstool more in general.
But I think that can change.
I’m going to need my contract renewed eventually.
If I can do that, I might even get a raise.
Find a New Source of Boob GIFs- I’m really struggling to find new GIFs.
That’s why the last 2 weeks I’ve done a “Best Of”.
Idk where I’m going to find GIFs I haven’t used.
I’ve used so many.
I might have to learn how to make GIFs myself.
Sorry I didn’t live up to my promise of less words.
I got a little carried away.
