Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out on a spectacular sports Sunday.
I think I’ll actually write about sports today.
It’s currently 1:21 PM EST.
Writer’s Note/Fyre Fest Of The Week - The Knicks/Heat game just finished.
The final score is Heat 108, Knicks 101, which makes my prediction very good.
But I also could have just changed the time on my laptop.
I could easily be lying and you would have no way of knowing.
On to Warriors vs Kings.
Another game that will probably be over by the time this blog drops.
It’s hard to not cheer for the Kings.
Everyone loves lighting the beam.
But the possibility of a Lakers vs Warriors series is too good to pass up.
We haven’t had LeBron vs Steph Curry in the playoffs in a long time.
This could be the last chance we have at it.
I guess I have to predict the score of the game again.
Lets go withWarriors 126, Kings 113.
I don’t feel like taking another picture as proof.
You’re just going to have to believe me.
Or don’t believe me, I don’t care.
Here are some weird Eastern European TikTok GIFs.
This is quickly turning into one of the dumbest things I’ve ever written.
Predicting games but not releasing the predictions until after the games happen.
This is what happens when I give a shot to talk sports.
Fuck it, we got 2 NHL Game 7’s tonight.
More hot, fresh predictions coming right up!
Plus I’m contractually obligated to cheer for all Boston sports teams.
Lets go withBruins 5, Panthers 1.
As a Columbus Blue Jackets fan, I’m annoyed by the Kraken.
I don’t like seeing new even newer than the Blue Jackets have success before us.
Thank god that’s over.
I want to talk about this video that came across my timeline today.
There is plenty to unpack here, but let me start by saying this reporter is a loser.
That whole situation is entirely his fault.
If a dog sees chocolate he’s going to eat it.
It’s the owner’s responsibility to not put their dog in that situation.
Did the reporter really think these were the fans to interview live on air?
They left the house in black face.
Clearly they aren’t to be trusted on live television.
One more sports question to wrap up whatever the hell this blog has been.
It comes down to 2 options for me
1.
Start of College Football season (with NFL right around the corner)
2.
Football season is a slow burn.
It’s like a morphine drip.
You receive a appropriate amount of football divvyed out over a 4-5 month stretch.
It hits you all at once, and it’s incredible.
Peak March Madness is amazing.
It’s a massive dopamine rush.
But you blink and it’s over.
Honorable mentions
- The start of the NBA & NHL playoffs (i.e.
right now)
- The time is year where all 4 major professional sports are playing.
When a city has a sports equinox that’s always fun.
- Some people would say opening day of baseball.
It’s not for me, but I respect baseball fans.
- The start of the World Cup.
It’s only once every 4 years but that’s up there with March Madness for me.
