Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
Big weekend of NFL Playoff football.
Unfortunately, I missed the majority of last night’s game between the 49ers and Packers.
I bought tickets to see my favorite comedian Nick Mullen perform stand up comedy.
I’d never seen him live before.
For my money he’s a top 5 comedian in the game right now.
I’d recommend everyone to go see him.
But I’m gay and my dick is small, so take my recommendation with a grain of salt.
FYI today’s Dumping Them Out GIF’s will be heavy (no pun intended) butt focused.
Here’s something I’m dealing with right now.
A little peak behind the curtain if you will.
In the backend of our system where we write our blogs, my spell check has just stopped working.
I no longer get the little red lines underneath my mispelled words.
I’m flying blind.
I can’t even write a mistake free blog when I have spell check.
This is going to be a disaster.
I’m not sure what those odds would look like.
My best guess is it would be close to even money.
I just love a bet that’s never dead.
It could happen at anytime of the game, no matter what the score.
I’d enjoy betting that.
NFL -Will a player wearing number 50-79 score a touchdown?This might be available for the Super Bowl.
There’s nothing more exciting than a big man touchdown.
You’d be on the edge of your seat every time the ref announces that a lineman is eligable.
You could make a fun pool out of of that in general.
Say you and a group of buddies took turns drafting teams before the season starts.
I’m not exactly sure how you would go about measuring this.
It’s not like women have to submit their boob size on the census.
I’m afraid I don’t have that data available to me.
United States of America- The United States is one of the fattest countries.
According to a NY Post article, the fattest country is an island in the Pacific called ‘Nauru’.
Wikipedia says 94.5% of Nauruvians are overweight or obest.
Canada- I always assume anything that is true in America is 80% true in Canada.
Just like us, Canada has plenty of heavyset people.
They need to pack on the pounds to survive the harsh winters and stay warm inside ice arenas.
They do sort of go hand in hand.
Switzerland- My ancestors are from Switzerland.
Dairy is huge in Switzerland.
Milk, cheese, etc.
I shouldn’t have to explain to you how high dairy levels reflect larger breast sizes.
That’s common sense.
According to my Google search, this is a GIF of a Swiss woman.
Brazil- We’ve all seen Brazilian soccer fans.
Brazil is home to the Brazilian butt lift, and Brazilian vagina waxing.
