Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
I feel like doing something a little different this week.
The other night I was laying in bed and someone in a commercial was waving a flag.
I thought to myself, “Remember that World Cup song Wavin' Flag?”
18 year old me thought that was the single greatest piece of art that had ever been produced.
Idk what it was about that song, but it fucking ruled.
I listened to it again to see if it held up, and boy does it ever.
Which you should do too.
Specifically Barstool Sports podcasts.
Like somehow I had forgotten about music or something.
It’s very stupid.
When I’m in a good mood, I listen to music.
Kind of like this meme.
Anyways, I’ve decided to listen to music again.
I must be in the holiday spirit.
Songs that are instant bangers.
Idk I just wanted to post some music that I like.
In many cases, these are songs get so overplayed that you end up hating them.
Closer - Chainsmokers
Closer by the Chainsmokers might have the world record for song that was overplayed the fastest.
I was so excited the first time I heard it because I thought I had discovered something new.
I thought I had something original to show people.
Rich Girl - Hall & Oates
It’s a shame Holland Oats hate each other now.
It couldn’t be more perfect.
But then my younger brother had to go be an asshole and get married before me.
Him and his wife walked out to this at his reception.
I also really want to hear a rapper sample this.
Put the words over a trap beat then rap verses between the choruses.
That would go extremely hard.
Tom’s Diner - Suzanne Vega
That’s one of the catchiest melodies of all time.
There’s like 100 versions of it.
It’s sampled all over the place too, and it hits every time.
Like they’re really putting their whole ass into that final chorus.
He sounds like he’s going to pass out when he’s rapping the last chorus.
Fuck it I’ll throw that song in here too.
Doesn’t necessarily fit this bill but I really like it.
People forget that 2 Chainz was in that.
Country Grammar - Nelly
I’m pretty sure this was my introduction to rap music.
Although the lyrics were crazy inappropriate.
“I’m goin' down, down baby, yo' street in a Range Rover.
Street sweeper baby, cocked ready to let it go” (i.e.
I’m coming to your street and shooting everybody with my gun).
It sounded cute though.
Let It Rock - Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil' Wayne
This song was made for this list.
There was a 3 year stretch of time where you couldn’t escape it.
That was a weird time for Lil Wayne'.
It was around then that he released that random rock album.
The Album (Rebirth) almost exclusively sucked balls.
But Let It Rock was pretty sick.
Good Day - Nappy Roots
I’m stuck on rap music now, but I had to include this.
I’m a huge sucker for kids singing the chorus of rap songs.
I thought about throwing Hard Knock Life on here where Jay-Z has the kids from Annie singing.
But Good Day is catchier.
Paper Planes - M.I.A.
Ok this is not quite a rap song at least.
I’m having a harder time thinking of songs that I thought I would.
I’m certainly leaving out the best ones.
But that’s what speed rankings are all about.
It’s the first songs that come to mind.
Paper Planes belongs here though.
It perfectly coincides with when I started smoking weed.
We trashed that place.
After like 6 months his dad finally went to check on the house and it was just a mess.
He was so pissed.
Trash piled up to the ceiling.
We were huge pieces of shit.
Listened to this song a lot there.
