Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
I’m running out of thoughts.
I just have a big ol' empty brain.
Oftentimes when scrolling through Twitter I think, “Damn I should really tweet something.”
But everything seems so fucking stupid.
Sure I could tweet about my new water bottle.
Something like, “I just got a brand new water bottle and I LOVE IT!”
But nobody cares about that.
Sure, it’s a great water bottle.
I don’t know why I haven’t thought of getting a squirt water bottle like this before.
It’s very convenient.
But the internet doesn’t need to know that.
Who decided to throw Atlanta on there?
Are there really no other cities between Cincinnati and Atlanta that are worth highlighting?
Who is that sign for?
Nobody is driving all the way to Atlanta.
It’s a stupid fucking sign.
That sign went up 6 or 7 years ago.
Soon after that sign went up, they put up this other sign about 20 miles down the road.
Tampa is even stupider than Atlanta.
I think they’re just trying to convince people that Ohio isn’t in the middle of nowhere.
Atlanta and Tampa aren’t even that far away!
Just a quick 1000 mile drive down I-75 and you’re there!"
I guess I can understand in some situations?
All I know is I keep seeing videos like this.
They’re allowed to stay there forever and there’s nothing the homeowner can do about it.
How can this possibly still be a law?
Not to get political, but it really feels like the government should fix that.
Are you sick of playing normal sports the way they were intended?
Is the sport of basketball too mainstream?
Brand new sport of the future.
I present to you, Frisbee Basketball.
“Is Frisbee Basketball the next big thing?
At that company, there is a struggling salesman who has the Kansas State account.
But they never listen.
Maybe next season!!”
Then the salesman has to go back to the office with his tail between his legs.
His boss says to him, “Did you exit the deal?
“, and the salesman says, “Of course not.
They won’t listen to reason.
I don’t even know why we bother with them any more.”
Then his boss shakes his head in disappointment.
It’s the same story every year with you!
Get your shit together!
Willie The Wildcat needs a suit!
It’s your job to make them see that!
I’m going to give you one more chance.
It’s a slam dunk sale.
You go there right now and sell them a used Red Hawk costume or your ass is fired!”
