Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
I thought I would share one funny part of the Mintzy investigation that did not make the cut.
On Monday afternoon before the Megan Makin Money interview, we got a call from Tommy Smokes.
He’s like, “Hey are you guys spying on Mintzy this week?
It’s like a 5 hour drive from New Orleans to Oxford, Mississippi.
I was actually excited about it at first.
I thought following Mintzy to Ole Miss would be kind of hilarious.
I believe there is some footage Fasoli and I yelling at each other with Tommy on speaker phone.
It ended up being all for not, because Mintzy didn’t have a car in the first place.
I don’t know if he thought he would just teleport there or what.
Either way, I’m glad he didn’t go.
I think the video worked out better that way.
But anyways, thanks to everyone who watched.
It’s still crazy to me that anybody watches or reads the content I put out.
Not sure if I’ll ever get used to it.
I’m extremely thankful.
Hopefully Episode 2 will be even better.
He got a 13-year old girl pregnant when he was in college.
He refused to play basketball with Magic Johnson when he was HIV positive.
He also might have tried to lead a strike against Magic Johnson returning to the league.
If you hear him talk for more than a few minutes, you’ll understand why people hate him.
He’s just a very arrogant, unlikeable dude.
Anyways, Indiana Hoosiers' Power Forward Trayce Jackson-Davis won the Karl Malone Award yesterday.
Karl Malone takes the podium and waxes poetically about how much Trayce Jackson-Davis reminds him of himself.
How he embodies the spirit of Karl Malone, both on and off the court.
Then Trayce has to walk up to shake his hand, accept the award and be polite.
After the ceremony, Karl Malone invites him to dinner, and Trayce feels inclined to go.
They go to a fancy steakhouse, and Karl Malone behaves inappropriately the whole time.
At one point he yells across the restaurant at the waitress to bring him ketchup for his steak.
He stands up and walks out of the restaurant.
Karl Malone Award winners don’t pay for no steaks!”.
Soon the cops show up and there’s a whole altercation between Karl Malone and the police.
So that was making me laugh.
Congrats on the Karl Malone Award, Trayce.
I’m sorry they don’t just name it after Tim Duncan.
I came across this video on Reddit today.
So much carnage, and so little protection for the bikers.
They’re all so close together.
One person falls, and it’s game over for half the field.
If they don’t want that to happen then change the rule.
Speaking of bikers, I almost got smoked by one the other day.
Here’s a diagram of the situation (note: the cars along the right side are parked).
There were no cars coming, so I just went for it.
That’s not a crazy move or anything.
I also had my head completely buried in my phone.
I fully admit if I were paying more attention, I would not have almost been smoked.
The parked cars hurt the visibility a little bit as well.
But that’s aside the point.
You’re not supposed to bike on the sidewalk in NYC.
It’s literally illegal.
And you’re definitely you’re not supposed to be flying down the sidewalk like this guy was.
I’m not trying to go at war with cyclists or anything.
I think that’s been done plenty at Barstool.
But fuck you to this particular biker.
Sure, I should have been paying more attention.
Sidewalks are for walking.
In hindsight, I’m pissed he didn’t hit me.
I might have caught a bag.
