Welcome back to yet another episode of Dumping Them Out.
And I’ve wrote a lot of stupid blogs.
I thought it would be fun to write.
Strangely enough, I thought it might even be funny to read.
Which I think was, for about 12 teams.
For a writer I have a very poor vocabulary.
Also, as it turns out, most names aren’t that interesting.
Turns out a lot of them are super regular.
God bless the brave souls who read that entire thing.
I pray for them.
I at least threw in an intermissions worth of Boob GIFs as a reward for those who persevered.
It was the least I could do.
Here’s the blog if you have a the rest of the evening to kill.
I’m probably being too hard on myself.
There’s some good stuff in there.
So now I’d like to talk about literally anything that isn’t NFL Draft related.
Nothing even sports related.
Let’s see what wacky things the r/offbeat Reddit page has for me to mooch off of.
Here we go… a wacky story indeed.
She’s 101-years old you see.
The computer thinks she’s 1 due to a glitch.
American Airlines must have one of those computers that can only handle two digit numbers.
Luckily, 101-year old women and 1 year old babies are similar in a lot of ways.
Which reminds me of the greatest bit ever told.
A bit done by stand-up comedians since stand-up comedy was first invented by whoever invented stand-up comedy.
Problem Benjamin Franklin or something.
..applause break that registers 2.5 on the Richter scale..
Thank you, thank you, I know I’m a hero.
But here’s one thing they don’t tell you about babies… they shit their pants A LOT!
I’ll tell you what, I’m knee deep in baby shit from dusk to dawn.
My parents are also getting older.
As it turns out… babies and old people have a lot in common!
..*chuckles, nods of approval.. For one, everything they say is nonsense.
Secondly, they always need your help to do the simplest things!
I got this shit down pat.
Let’s see what else Reddit has for me…
I used to crush candy myself back in 2014.
Typically I would crush candy immediately after crushing Adderall.
I’ll start studying in about 30 minutes."
I’m swiping right, swiping left, swiping up, swiping down.
I’m swiping directions you haven’t even heard of.
Candies are crushing all over the place.
In that moment, I was God.
What a time to be alive.
Despite my Candy Crush addiction, amongst various other, I somehow managed to graduate and get a job.
Looking back I’m still not quite sure how I accomplished that.
Ok one more story to bring it home.
He’s become one of my favorite follows.
Obviously they’re not all perfect matches.
But they’re pretty damn close.
And he does them at such a high rate.
He’s typically making multiple posts per day.
Apparently he just has a crazy amount of art knowledge.
I found a random interview that he did on YouTube, and he seems to be legit.
I wouldn’t say he’s the most charismatic dude on the internet.
He sure knows his art though.
He’s a bit of a one trick pony, but he’s great at what he does.
The dude just has a massive folder full of random art.
I can appreciate anybody who’s doing something unique on the internet.
It’s hard to find that nowadays.
