Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
Here are some hot babes in the form of GIFs.
“Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
““I have a date with Melissa on Friday.
““Are you going to fuck that bitch?
““Oh yeah, I’ll be fucking that bitch after a sushi dinner.”
“How was your weekend?
““Pretty good, I took home a girl from the bar.
It only plays in rap songs, or if you’re saying it ironically.
Not sure why I started out this smut blog white knighting.
I guess I figure it’s the least I can do.
I’m so fucking deep into the worst parts of TikTok, and I can’t get out.
I’m fascinated by these people.
I almost enjoy it.
It’s completely taken over my brain.
I think this is the third time I’ve blogged about them.
I can’t fucking quit it.
My brain is total mush.
These people need to be stopped.
This is the last time I post those.
It will never happen again.
Unless I decide to fully lean into it and start doing this brand of content for myself.
Nobody at Barstool is doing this yet.
It’s only a matter of time.
Last week Barstool Chicago did a candy draft.
Appreciate the effort boys.
But you don’t know gummy candy like I do.
I’m on pace to have dentures by age 40.
Here’s another TikTok.
The Pro Bowl announcers are being way too serious about the flag football game right now.
The AFC ran a trick play and Stephon Diggs got picked off by his brother Trevon Diggs.
Something tells me the Diggs brothers aren’t going to put that much stock into this flag football game.
Tom Brady’s exact retirement spot sand is for sale on eBay.
But those can’t be real bids right?
Nobody is actually going to pay that when the bidding ends are they?
There’s no way they’re locked into those bids.
There’s a ton of other people selling the exact same sand on eBay for way less money.
I’m pretty sure Brady didn’t even record his retirement video the same day he released it.
I heard from someone that it was filmed like a month earlier.
So you’d be buying month old Tom Brady sand.
The Chinese Spy Balloon is a real thing.
It’s not just Tom Brady adjacent sand.
Do you know how much sand is in that area?
There’s still so much of it left.
I could go get some for free right now.
Significantly cooler than sand.
Also taking sand from the beach is illegal.
