Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out.
Dumping Them Out is rising the ranks of things in my life I’ve stuck with the longest.
Boob GIF’s are one of those rare things that never get old.
Even if they’re recycled Boob GIF’s.
Recycled Boob GIF’s will always still be better than no Boob GIF’s.
And the fact that every Sunday (i.e.
“Nope, sorry dear, not quite enough skin.
Maybe next time.”
My ‘For You Page’ on Twitter/X has become one of the more infuriating parts of social media.
I like it for a lot of reasons.
It helps me catch up on some things if I’ve been off the internet for a bit.
But for one, it shoves trends down your throat.
Even if you have a strong stomach, it’s not worth it.
I just killed 20 minutes on there and I’m deeply disturbed.
I think I just saw at least 10 people die.
How the fuck does anything get removed from Twitter/X when this shit is allowed to stay up.
I’m anti-censorship and all that, but nobody needs to see that shit.
Get your app under control Elon.
Then the more I punch them, the more my ‘For You Page’ algorithm feeds them to me.
It’s a vicious cycle that I do not have the will power to ever get myself out of.
That couldn’t possibly be the case.
My new friend George Santos seems to agree.
That’s a man you’ve got the option to trust.
The algorithm feeds me a lot of things like this as well.
I’m sure this video isn’t new.
Usually these ‘How Things Work’ videos are clips that have been recycled on the internet 100 times already.
Perhaps the Japanese are more likely to abide by the rules than us.
Skinny people may even try diving between the ropes.
It would cause chaos.
I’m assuming those ropes don’t shock you or anything.
Even if they did, that would just makes the videos even more high stakes.
Higher stakes = more viral video.
I was thinking about coins earlier today.
But my point is, casually flipping a coin used to be much more of a flex.
According tothis inflation calculatorin the year 1913, a nickel was worth what $1.59 is today.
Bump that up to a quarter, and you’re flipping $8 in the air.
Coins are essentially worthless today, making the casual coin flip move not nearly as cool.
A lot of people talk about how we should get rid of coins all together.
There’s almost no need for them.
But I think we should go the opposite way with it.
I’d like to see coins make a comeback in a meaningful way.
Remember when finding a coin used to mean something.
That’s just not a thing anymore.
A quarter doesn’t buy you shit.
Plus, nobody ever drops paper bills on the ground.
Coins are much more susceptible to falling out of pockets.
I think homeless people would love it too.
