You know how it is.
Now youre the bad guy?
Is everyone a snowflake?
Its not like you have any choice in the matter.
It’s free, every week, in your inbox.
Your millions of followers deserve the truth.
Well, youre not laughing.
Because you know it isnt a joke.
Youve done the research:
And you know a thing or two about how finances work, dont you?
Youre the richest person on Earth.
Thats the whole planet, includingTwitter!
Yet, somehow, youre the bad guy?
The only thing worse than Justin Trudeau in all of history is monkeys.
Because youd never just toss a Hitler reference around all willy-nilly.
Dont get it twisted, youre a notorious shit-poster and you take great pride in that.
But the fact of the matter is youre a 50-and-a-half-year-old man and the richest person in the entire galaxy.
And that means you know when to shit-post and when to tell it like it is.
Thats why people trust you.
Sure, Me and the Boys cant go around posting Hitler memes whenever we feel like it.
We have to answer to our employers, co-workers, clients, friends, and families.
But you’re able to.
Youre the richest man in the infinite realms of quantum persistence.
Everything you do is okay because nobody can stop you.
You answer to no person orterms of service.
If anyone disagrees with you, its censorship.
If they dont like what you have to say, theyre being fascists.
Youre the victim here.
Youre the one whos being oppressed by an authoritarian state.
Youre still the Lord of the Edge.
Youre as cool as the other side of Billy Dees pillow.
Youre the cats meow.
Youre so lit its on fleek.
If you delete that tweet, youll be letting them all win.
The vaxxers will win.
The people who trust science and medicine will win.
Whatever you do Elon, dont delete that tweet.
