Yesterday morning I took a look at myself in the mirror and felt more disgusting than usual.
The barista handed me a coffee that was so hot my fingers nearly melted when touching the paper cup.
I’d guess it was a half-degree burn.
Not quite first degree, but not nothing.
I probably don’t have fingerprints as I punch in this.
That, admittedly, makes me a little bitch.
There’s no fighting it.
Sometimes it’s hard to be brave, tough, and all masculine and shit.
We should try, but sometimes we fall short.
Takes courage to admit that you’re a little bitch sometimes.
Bruh…I’ve never seen a roach in person.
Don’t know what I would do.
Anything that indestructible should give you pause.
I have seen WSD do this 1000 times in the ten years that I have known him.
Does that make WSD a little bitch?
I don’t know but I can’t argue with him anymore this week.
Rollercoasters are lame and never worth the line in my opinion.
A little advice, just say they’re dumb and not that you’re afraid of them.
Also, congrats on not thinking you’re tougher than the sun.
I stopped pretending/trying to like bloody marys at age 27.
Everyone says that they make the best one, but they all suck.
It makes you a badass.
I’d call that being efficient.
Why have a tool in your kit if you’re not going to use it?
Badass
Brother, nobody likes being uncomfortable and usually by winter the Bears have nothing to play for.
Sometimes the dripps falling on your shirt is annoying though.
We all have our things.
Being prepare doesn’t make you a bitch.
I got a haircut yesterday.
Honestly, he didn’t do a great job the last time.
A little longer on top".
The barbershop is at least 30% about good conversation.
Vibes have to be good.
Just gotta own it and keep your barber’s confidence high.
Brother, if that’s wrong I don’t want to be right.
Not exactly the same thing, but that does sound traumatic so whatever.
Don’t apologize for believing in egalitarianism.
How is this any different than paying for a seat upgrade for a better experience on the airplane?
If you’ve got cash to burn, knock yourself out.
Fewer stains and a longer life.
See ya in year 2100, bud.
It’s polite to knock before opening the door to someone’s house.
Even if it is to the rats.
Can’t have situations like that.
And…sounds like you’re getting your steps in.
I will also see you in the year 2100.
You just sound like a good dude here.
I think you and the scented candles guy should exchange notes.
Breaking up is complicated.
That scene captures everything and brings out true emotion.
That’s just called being a human being, Nate Dog.
Felt good to chop it up with the fellas about our insecurities.
Good thing is that it doesn’t sound like any of you are little bitches.
Just continue to live your life in the truth.
That’s the bravest thing you’re free to do.
New stool scenes is out now
