Word on the grapevine is that social media nightmare platform Facebook is planning on changing its name.
On the information we have, it seems this move is likeGoogle reorganizing under the Alphabet name.
In other words, when you start up WhatsApp, it wont say By Facebook anywhere.

Therell be a new moniker in its place
Looked at from this perspective, the rebranding makes sense.
It’s free, every week, in your inbox.
On the other hand… this stinks of nefarious PR.

Its no secret that Facebook is a fucking hateful mess.
Thats fitting because, of course, its a trash company.
This potential rebrand wants to counter that fact.

Despite all this and because Im a Great GuyTM Ive decided to help Facebook and Zuckerberg out.
Sorry, I mean Nothing Suspicious Going On Heres payroll.
Guys gotta eat, yknow.

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