It was great stuff.
I wrote a blog about it.
I’ve been thoroughly enjoying them.
The feminization of men is a problem that’s been plaguing society for decades.
Personally, I blame boy bands.
Then came the Jonas Brothers and One Direction.
Then K-Pop became the biggest thing in the entire fucking world.
But don’t be fooled.
Feminine women want masculine men.
But that’s not even the point.
Bill Belichick dropped panties all across New England when he didn’t know what Snapchat was.
Posting is the ultimate chick repellant.
That’s the exact reason why I’m not a household name at Barstool Sports.
It has nothing to do with my work ethic or lack of talent.
If I wanted to, I could easily be top 5 at the company.
But unfortunately I’m too masculine of a man.
Somebody here has to represent real men, and that’s a cross I’m willing to bear.
You don’t need to spend the time and effort learning how to “talk from diaphragm”.
The much easier option is to take up smoking cigarettes.
At that point it’s the only way it’s possible for you to save face.
There’s always a chance you could lose the fight.
Even if the guy looks like a pussy, there’s always a chance that he knows karate.
Then you’re the guy at the bar who got his ass kicked by some 5-foot nothing dude.
Then you have to move to a new city all together.
It’s just not worth the risk.
Get a haircut or grow a mustache.
LOOKSMAXING
I’m not even sure what that word means.
If you do, you’re probably not a man.
Women will tell you that they want a guy who takes pride in their appearance.
None of these guys are real men.
You ever wonder why Jewish guys are always stealing your girls?
It’s because their yamakas allow them to show off their full heads.
Don’t even wear a ball cap.
Women will think you’re hiding something.
Whether it’s a disgusting mole, a receding hairline, a swastika tattoo, it doesn’t matter.
They’ll be forced to assume the worst.
Just take Jeff Nadu for example.
The man has never worn a hat in his life.
He has the worst haircut to ever grace the internet.
And he’s literally having sex with your wife right now.
HAVING WEAK ERECTIONS
This should really be numbers 1-5 on the list.
As I said earlier in the leg crossing portion of the blog, real men are stiff.
However big of a deal you made it in your head, to her it was much much worse.
A single soft-dickingcanwill ruin your reputation across an entire city.
Don’t get me wrong… there is NOTHING wrong with showing affection.
You should absolutely be doing nice things for your significant other.
It’s all about finding that balance.
Keep score in a notes app on your phone if that helps.
Stay hard out there gentlemen.
