The biggest statistical fantasy football disappointments of 2022.
Maybe even two or three.
This is all about finding that abusive relationship you just can’t quit.
Everyone needs that one player to love no matter how bad they hurt you.
For me - that’s been Will Fuller for many years.
I even took a chance on him last year when he didn’t have a team.
But I’m ready to move on now.
And I’m here to help you find yours.
Let’s talk about that list.
So we’re only focusing on guys at least relatively believed in by fantasy managers.
Ready to find your next “it’s complicated”?
Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers was exceptionally bad last year.
Even worse than you thought.
Aaron meets all the qualifications for a guy you might just be unable to quit on.
Does a lot of drugs.
That’s the triple crown of an abusive fantasy football relationship.
But maybe a new scene will give Rodgers some natural immunity from a diseased season.
Russell Wilson
Speaking of Wilson, there’s a lie to be believed here too.
Nathaniel Hackett to Sean Payton?
Dude just upgraded his advisors from Sam Bankman-Fried to Warren Buffett.
I can’t blame you if your heart flutters a little bit with his 10th round ADP.
DangeRuss tempting, but not my selection.
But if he’s yours - enjoy the ride!
Diontae Johnson
What a crew of wide receivers Diontae Johnson finds himself the leader of here.
And 2019 Jakobi Meyers film.
And I think about half of 2021 as well.
Nothing worked for him in the teams efforts to getting him going.
I’m seeing him as a fifth round ADP which seems a bit steep for me.
You know what, one week might not regain their trust.
Make it two weeks (Week 7 and 8)
Step 3.Back in most league starting spots!
Let’s drop a 4-spot in Week 9 and a 7-spot in Week 10.
Did they bench me yet?
Ok drop a 5-spot in Week 11.
Did that do it?
Step 4.Hell yeah it did.
Let’s drop a 20 burger!
Step 5.Back over 50 percent starting?
.6 outta break their hearts and playoff chances.
Step 6.Season is absolutely over for DJ Moore owners.
And I can’t blame you if you believe him.
What do you care?
You’re a shell of yourself at this point anyway.
Gabe Davis
There he is.
THAT’s my man!
My new Will Fuller.
Keep his name out of your dirty draft queue because he’s mine!
The 2021 playoff game vs the Chiefs still rings true.
But he has a good story too.
That injured ankle was apparently worse than we thought and hampered him all year.
What if he’s finally healthy now??
What if the hype was just delayed for a year?
He’s a changed man.
He’s MY changed man.
My Can’t Quit guy.
My new Will Fuller.
Who’s your Can’t Quit guy?
