Disclaimer: I watched Doogs' high school highlights from his sophomore year and I stand by my assessment.
I am willing to reassess if he has a senior highlight tape.
You think I’m coming up with the hypothetical and not putting myself at QB?
Running Back/WR/DB-Arian Foster
This is the biggest no brainer and I don’t need to explain why.
Running Back/WR/DB- Caleb
I’ve played enough softball and basketball to know that Caleb was/is a very good athlete.
Running Back/WR- Francis
ICYMI Francis played lacrosse at Harvard and that was his 8th best sport.
Similar to Caleb, I’ve seen Francis play sports and he has legit speed and fast twitch ability.
OL/DL-Taylor Lewan
Do I have to go into detail?
My man could likely block the entire DL himself in 1940 with that wingspan plus his mustache certainly fits.
Specialist - WSD
No, I don’t mean specialist in the sense that I need a punter/kicker.
Not to mention he could have a bookie on the side and the NFL would be none the wiser.
OL/LB - Trent
If you’re new, educate yourself by watching the video above.
Plus I think in 1940 the more Midwest guys you have the better.
OL - Large
Listen.
Plus, he has gout and I think that was a lot more common in 1940.
He can’t move all that well these days but did you watch the highlights?
No one was setting the world on fire with how nimble they were.
OL- Big T
His size.
I have no clue if he’s played a down of football in his life.
OL/DL -Feits
Some of you are thinking, isn’t Feits small to play OL?
Also, he can be the one to hand out the cigarettes and whiskey at halftime.
Carl’s size and arm strength makes him a valuable asset.
Bench- Titus, Dana, Reags.Our basketball contingent.
Dana did average 12 and 10 though so we could find a spot for him.
Although his size fits for 1940 football.
So there you have it, your 1940 National Champions.
We would go undefeated and unscored upon while averaging 63 points per game.
NOTABLE OMISSIONS
KFC- Have you seen the original Barstool Draft Combine?
That mess wouldn’t even cut it against plumbers and electricians.
Whitney- Was he a very successful pro athlete?
Was he an Olympic athlete?
Would he be a great addition to the team?
I could’ve started on your team when I was a sophomore in high school.
Remember as Dave said, D3 football is pointless.
