Good morning, everyone.

Anyways, I figure its time to do what Dave hired me to do: write.

Do you know how many things had to go exactly right for me to be here today?

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Now, the way I was raised, you never go into a new situation without a plan.

But right now, I truly mean that I appreciate Nate.

First, he clearly cares about Barstool.

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And second, I genuinely think he has a good heart.

It was a pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Portnoy!

I mean, even the great Tom Sawyer would be jealous of this con.

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Are we sure were all playing the same game here?

Will post the spreadsheet and announce the winner when we have one.

$100 cash prize!

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Sorry for the clutter, they were packed up for the move.

Nope, two days later they announced the changes.

And while I could help, he would get first priority on stories.

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Im kidding, Im kidding.

Talk about Davey Big Heart!

Hes the boss and he needs to make decisionsthat are in the best interest of the company.

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And besides, failing at this hasnt even crossed my mind.

You wanted me to create a following, Dave?

Well I put my head down and did just that.

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And its not like the topic was the most interesting in the world, either.

Same, same….plus Ive learned to stay on your good side, lol.

…oh so the word is out?

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In very different ways, the legend lives on…

But in all honesty, what a smart move by Smith.

Although Im not a tough person to like, I do take very meticulous notes.

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And we could call it…..Titus and Tate?

The comment section appears to give its all important voice of approval…

Speaking that into existence may be too tough in such a short period of time, though.

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I might need to get back to the drawing board and brainstorm some other ideas.

Sounds like a fun way to end the show once a week.

I think we can do some good things together.

Alright, thats what I got for you guys.

First full-time blog done.

Im a big mirror goals guy.

Lets hope I can bat 1000% on these five, too.