This time I’m writing about FishCenter Live.
Nobody ever talked about FishCenter Live.
Or maybe it was talked about plenty, but nobody ever talked to me about it.
Unless Twitter user @MrVDog31 who requested this topic is lying to me.
But I don’t think a liar be able to amass 14 whole Twitter followers.
I was hoping the Blog Wheel would land on this topic.
I watched about 30 seconds of an episode.
That was all I needed to see.
I was instantly hooked.
When I first watched a clip of the show, I was certain it was born out of covid.
If you’re playing along at home, here is the episode I will be watching.
I chose to watch the episode with the most views on YouTube.
I don’t think they ever explained why.
I think she was just for our pleasure.
- Apparently crawfish are food for fish.
For some reason I didn’t see that coming.
The long eel ate the other one.
On the surface, seems kind of fucked up to make a show out of animals killing each other.
But if you’re a sea creature in a fish tank then your life is already over.
They would probably prefer to die.
It’s mostly just cute to watch the fish eat.
The fish are the main characters.
- Next they start taking calls from from the audience.
I still have no idea what the point of the show is.
The first caller ask the hosts if they like vodka.
They answered, “Yes, kind of”, then talked about bloody mary’s for few minutes.
- Most of the dialogue has been centered around vodka.
Kind of like a vodka ad, but not for a specific vodka, just vodka in general.
Like the ‘Got Milk’ campaign, except it’s vodka.
- There’s something called a ‘Coint Quest’ coming up.
I think that’s the main point of the show.
I don’t know how that’s going to work, but I’m looking forward to it.
- 26 minutes in, someone calls in and offers to be the Adam Schefter of FishCenter.
The FishCenter hosts have no idea who Adam Shefter is.
Theyr’e the polar opposite of Steven Cheah.
The same caller then offered to film an amatuer porn for them for some reason.
Idk it was kind of all over the place.
The callers kind of suck, but I think that might be the joke.
Isn’t that hilarious?!"
That’s the sweet spot right there.
- As I’m watching this at my desk, Frank The Tank has cranked out SEVERAL cameos.
Which probably equates to a few hundred dollars in his pocket.
I really need to start making better use of my time.
Feels like a great way to get murdered.
It actually seems like a great show to fall asleep to.
Take that “compliment” however you wish.
- 35 minutes in and were finally getting to the ‘Coin Quest’ competition.
They just showed a leaderboard of fish names with scores next to them.
For some reason they’re editing the scores.
I don’t have the slightest idea why they’re doing that.
Nothing point worthy has happened in the show yet.
- Ok we’re finally doing the ‘Coin Quest’.
I think I understand what the show is now.
I can wrap my mind around that.
It’s a fish swimming/coin grabbing competition where they also take callers.
It’s simple, but it’s good.
Well… good enough.
- This coin competition is actually “electric” as we say here atBarstool Sports Presented by PENN Entertainment.
There’s just no way they’re calculating these scores correctly.
The fish are moving way too fast.
- A fish named Hamburger won the coin challenge.
I’m regretting my decision to try and do a play by play of this.
This can’t possibly be a good read.
- After the competition, the sounds cuts out for about 10 minutes.
When the sound comes back, there are 2 fish in the middle of a game of Connect 4.
Alright I think you get the point.
I thought I might get something funny out of watching that.
Not sure if i did or not.
Turns out when you transcribe a show it doesn’t do it justice.
It’s mostly just confusing to read, and begs a lot of questions.
Here was the final scoreboard they showed.
The score also just doesn’t matter at all.
FishCenter Live is a show that sucks so much it’s actually quite funny.
That’s my official diagnosis.
But this was just one episode.
It’s most certianly a show.
Shoutout @MrVDog31 for the topic.
It seems like a great show to turn on with your friends after a night at the bar.
Thank you FishCenter Live.
