Happy Friday, everyone.
What a four days its been, no?
People keep saying, but can he keep it up….?

Anyways, that brings me to my next point: its St. Patricks Day Weekend in Chicago.
Im tired of walking past this blue ass river on the way home each day.
Lets dye this bitch green!!!!

Because I’m a huge pussy, just ask Kirk.
Okay, small talk over.
Kidding, I put it because I thought it was funny.

Sounds like the New York Office can just plan on getting judged through Thursday night.
Okay, I’m done, I’m done.
Alright, lets get into it.

Mostly Sports producer, Kody, will be my witness as to how fair this is.
It could be a Francis masterpiece, or it could be a Marty Mush….piece.
3 Sentences!!!

That’s longer than a Nicky Smokes blog!
The “Greenie” Associated Press Headline of the Week:Big Tennessee
“This is my blog.
My blog is about the Atlanta Falcons.

The Atlanta Falcons are a football team.”
Thanks, Big T. Stick to your College Football wheelhouse.
Hank, what’s next?
Most Blogs Written:Reags
Great week, Reags!
Next closest was Bob Fox with 15.
And listen, I’m learning and growing every single day I’m at this company.

The boy I was on Monday morning is not the same man I am today on Friday.
And they’re way better?
Let Reags rattle off 150 blogs this month, I’ll do my 25.

We each play our role to make the team better.
Those things gotta have their own zip code….each!
Best Ass On The Blog:Lily Adelina
Sheeeeesh.

That’s what I’d imagine it feels like for this girl to wipe her ass.
Best Blog:Francis
Listen, I think this debate actually strayed off from what it should have been.
It’s just a bad look and I personally find it a little lazy.

Was sad to see we only had oneJohn Rich bangerthis week, as well.
We have VERY talented writers in this company doing too many other things.
Worst Blog:
Hubbs and I had a phone call yesterday.

I like the guy, and he was very nice / helpful to me.
I simply want to make the blog a better place for all.
A full 88 words!

And I’m pretty sure that’s counting !
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and …. as words because have spaces between them and where the punctuation is actually supposed to be.
Is Bosco juicing his word count….?

So congrats Rico!!
Looking forward to watching more ball with you tonight.
Weekend Warrior:Reags
It’s tough to beat this motherfucker during March.

I honestly wonder what Reags makes, salary wise.
I hope Lockwood is ready to answer some questions, because I’ve got lots of them.
Okay, let me go count off…..
….holy shit, how did we get so lucky?

This works out perfectly because instead of linking it, I can just post the entire thing:



