Have I told you guys that I used to coach basketball…..?
We can’t let the boss man be the only voice we listen to here.
We need to make each other better, as well.

That which gets charted gets done.
If you want your players to dive on the floor?
Keep track and reward the girl that puts her nose on a loose basketball the fastest.

…..and I think both strategies that I’ve taken from the court to the company are working?
Was the blog not back this week?
Did I see Francis back in the mix?

Did I see John Rich put out a few bangers?
Even Glenny Balls wrote a dude’s guide to watching Sex In The City!
Good effort this week, team!

Anyways, we’re going to test pilot a few new things with this second episode of the series.
Of course, we’ll still play some of the classics.
She may break Dimaggio’s streak when it’s all said and done.

Side note: Where the fuck are you, Malcom Smutler?
The people need boobs and ass, and there is no shortage of either on the internet.
Give the people what they want!

But more importantly, this blog also wins the Read This Crazy Shit award of the week.
Side Note: Can we get a comment from Dante on thenewly updated Featured Bloggers listnot including him?
Talk about a snub from the Selection Committee!

But in all honestly, this isn’t THAT bad.
It’s not great, but there’s been much worse.
Are people double checking their headlines now that we’ve got an assessment at the end of the week?

I didn’t see any typos in the headlines this week, either.
But shoutout to Dante for taking the Silver!
Laziest Blog:Bosco
Let me say this: I like Bosco.

He was having John Rich post his thoughts?
But something irks me about “he can’t post from the bus”.
It was actually pretty funny and also promoted her #DaveandBUSTERS team.

Shortest blog, but no where close to the worst blog.
Embrace Debate Blog Of The Week:Karim
What do you guys think?
Sex with thousands or sex with one?

I think I would need to try both to give an informed opinion.
Clickbait Blog Of The Week:Clem
The best to ever do it!
Got me to click, Clem.

One, I’m sad Ohio State didn’t make the tournament.
Does this make Nicky Smokes undraftable?
Most Blogs Written:Reags
What can I say?

The dude is a fucking work horse.
10 blogs yesterday alone.
Alright….let’s get into what everyone wants to see.

Let’s see who it is.
1, 2, 3, 4…….75!
Do you believe in miracles?!?

But okay, it’s time for me to say something.
And he’s an excellent gambling character + he’s funny in person.
Does that mean he’s a good writer?

Alright, that’s what I have for you guys this week!
Enjoy your weekend and I hope you win all of your bets.


