Being an adult is hard and having responsibilities is harder.
Not I, friend, not I.
So, youre in this mess now.
Youve got a whole party to plan, but your brain is shriveled and you cant leave the office.
Dont worry, its okay.
Get yourself some music
First thing youre gonna need is music.
I have one word for you: Spotify.
Youre too busy to work out what to play, so let an algorithm decide.
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And where are you gonna get a speaker at this hour?
Yeah, no chance.
Luckily, theres an option:Boom3D.
The app provides immersive 3D surround sound, whether you listen using your laptop speakers or via headphones.
Boom3D also offers an easy-to-use feature called Frequency Bandwhich lets users fine-tune EQ presets.
Youre gonna need a little extra bass for your office party so set the app Bass Boost.
you’re able to increase the volume of your Macs speakers so they can handle a group setting.
Set up lighting
Next step: set up a bangin light show.
I mean, how else are people meant to know its time to party?
And because you dont have access to a proper rig, its time to improvise.
So, head into your kitchen at work and grab some tinfoil.
Then you gotta get yourself some tape.
And tape the tinfoil to the back of your laptop.
Often these are classic movies or trippy patterns, but we can do better.
No ones going to remember that office party.
Instead, you oughta go left-field and play some attention-grabbing.
Trust us, the party will kick up a notch when they see this bizarre spectacle played to them.
Whats an office party if it doesnt getweird?
I didnt think so.
But wheres your hungover mind going to source a fully working smoke machine from?
Shh, dont worry weve got you.
Close your eyes and have a think.
Who in your office vapes?
Then approach that person and ask for their help.
Make them sit next to your rig and rip some of the tonkest clouds of smoke ever.
Check it:
This flawless plan will give your party its very own smoke machine.
And someone nicotine poisoning, but we cant win all the time, right?
So say hello to your one-stop party kit
Yeah, thats the stuff.
Good luck with your office party and stay strong.
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