Pardon my inner-nerd coming out here, but am I dreaming?

First we get the trailer for GTA 6, and now a Jurassic Park survival game?

I’ve sadly reached that point in my life where I’ve fully phased out of video games.

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Being an adult and having to focus on real life things is depressing.

I may have no choice than to buy a console and dive back in.

Looks like the premise here is you playMia Khalifaa scientist who was left behind after the OG movie.

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We’re not building parks and trying to contain dinosaurs like you’ve seen in the past.

Nope, you’re on your own trying to survive.

If they make this anything like that Alien Isolation game then they’ll make all of the money.

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I can’t even go on YouTube to look at videos from that game because they’re so scary.

Yes, I’m a bitch scared of a video game, but have you seen those jump scares?

I’m very in.

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Maybe fuck around and make it virtual reality compatible?

The graphics and nostalgia here are off the fucking charts.

I appreciate the effort in keeping things accurate to the story.

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Yeah the one Lexi locked in the freezer?

All of that looked better than any of the recent Jurassic World movies if we’re being honest.

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