Not great, not bad for a crazy fucking opening week filled with some dogshit football.
Going 5-0 this weekend and nailing this parlay too.
I can feel it in my plums.
Here’s who I got Week 2.
Green Bay Packers at Atlanta Falcons +1.5 (41.5)
This line is all over the place.
it’s a bit of a health crisis on the Green Bay side.
Aaron Jones, Christian Watson, and Quay Walker might be sitting this one out.
Plus, safety Jessie Bates is leading the Atlanta defense to new heights.
Now, let’s talk about the Packers' defense.
On the other hand, Atlanta surprised us all with a solid defense last week.
Sure, they were up against a rookie QB, but it’s progress, people!
Expect a grind-it-out win for Atlanta.
Depending the book you’re on, give or take the points.
Falcons win this one.
It got so bad that a pick-six became the game-changer against Detroit.
But hey, I’m feeling the vibe for this matchup against Jacksonville.
Mahomes is ready to mend some broken hearts, and he’s got Kadarius Toney in his sights.
Expect fireworks against this defense.
Guess who’s back?
Chris Jones and Travis Kelce are in action, and that spells trouble for the opposition.
Now, let’s talk about that Lions upset.
The Chiefs' defense held the fort, giving up only 14 points.
This defense could be even scarier with Chris Jones back in the mix.
I think the Chiefs win this one easily.
The hook on this matchup is like a shiny lure for a fisherman.
Baltimore, a solid team, getting more than a field goal?
But flipping the script against the Ravens, who were a top 10 defense last year?
That’s a tall order.
Sure, there’s the J.K. Dobbins injury, which is a head-scratcher, but fear not!
Mark Andrews is back in action, and he’s like a healing wizard, making everything better.
I like Baltimore and the points.
But don’t expect the Patriots to roll over just because of an unlucky Week 1.
Belichick has that defense on lockdown.
So, don’t be too surprised if the Pats steal the show here.
Speaking of the Dolphins, Tua Tagovailoa went all guns blazing with 466 yards in the air.
It was like a Hollywood blockbuster, and they pulled off a late-game thriller.
I think this will be a solid game and New England will keep it close.
But here’s the twist the Saints shouldn’t be the heavy favorites in this road game.
He’s ready to make life miserable for New Orleans' left tackle, Trevor Penning.
THE PLAY = Carolina +3
Saints 21Panthers 19
Good luck to everybody!
Reminder to bet responsibly!
