In my late teens-early 20s I went through a promiscuous phase.
I had sex with probably 30 something men by the time I was 23yo.
Its never been a discussion ever again.
I just found out about his affairs several months ago.
He started cheating on me when he was overseas and he was on dating apps having casual sex.
He was deployed 3 times and he used that time to have sex with other women.
LIKE WHAT THE F?Im in shock.
Why did you do this to me?
We have been married 7 years and built a life together.
It was silently killing him on the inside.
I guess it hurt his ego.
Im just like OK??
But youre married and he said he shouldnt have gotten married in his 20s.
The divorce is finalized I just received my paperwork.
I hate him so much but Im still not over this.
I know I need therapy, but I just dont have the money for that.
Im unemployed and been staying with my family until I get back on my feet again.
I was not disappointed.
This dude is out there fuckin and fuckin and fuckin while he’s in a foreign country.
He’s, in the words of his former wife, getting his dick wet on deployment.
Now, don’t get me wrong.
Military folks are known for fuckin when they are out of the country.
Hell, lots cheat on their spouse and lots of spouses cheat on the active duty members.
It might be the single greatest trope in all things marriage and military.
But the reasoning here is fuckin hilarious.
Youre ran though and my dick is a pathetic little virgin cock."
If you wanna put that in the pre-nup, knock yourself out.
But seven years into the marriage when there are kids involved?
That is what we call in the biz “hazardously horny.”
LIKE WHAT THE F?Im in shock.
Why did you do this to me?
We have been married 7 years and built a life together.
I’m a firm believer that body count is something you should never talk about.
Just keep that shit all bottled up.
After all, what good can come from that?
3 people is fine but 6 isn’t?
9 is ok but I draw the line at 13?
Nothing will be the same after you share that sexy little nugget.
That’s a shared zone between the two of you.
You certainly can’t play catch up.
Nope, if one person is ahead in the count, the other can’t start taking balls.
It doesn’t work that way.
These hoes love a married man.
That should be no surprise.
That cant be an outlier.
Hes still in Europe getting his dick wet.
This might be my favorite phrase regarding sex.
Every time I see it, it makes me happy.
Get your dick wet, folks.
