Remember when Spider Man got bit by a spider and got his superpowers?
Yeah, me too.
I was born with a supernatural ability to mush games.

Let’s take a trip down memory lane shall we?
I didn’t think I was doing anything wrong.
I thought the game was over.

Insert my big mouth.
January 10th, 2024.
I pledge my allegiance to Arsenal.

Arsenal had not lost a Premier League game since I became a fan.
They were undefeated, never lost, and then I decided to cross the pond…
I walked into the Emirates Stadium thinking there was no chance we’d lose this game.

No chance they’d lose, right?
My biggest fear was going to the game and seeing a 0-0 draw.
Little did I know, that wasn’t even close to my biggest nightmare.
Arsenal had scored in EVERY home game leading up to that game.
The cat’s out of the bag.
Just ask Big Cat.