The day has finally come.

Where do I begin?

My license expired on December 31, 2019.

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As I have now lived in NYC for 10 years, I rarely need to drive.

Should I have switched over to a New York license before it expired?

Again, not high on my list of priorities.

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NOT FOR ME THOUGH!

If your license expired BEFORE these new COVID rules, you still had to come in.

So here I am, waiting for the DMVs to open back up.

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NJ made it as difficult as possible for anyone to drive a car.

Here’s where I started to get lazy.

Most locations were only allowing renewals online…but, again, not for me.

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No rental cars for me.

Otherwise, it wasn’t a big issue.

I started carrying my passport around, and that was that.

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Oh, I also lost my license in January of 2020 at a bar in Brooklyn.

The website is total shit, and kept sending me in circles, so I kept giving up.

My new plan was just to show up and make them help me.

give it another spin to make an appointment."

So, I tried.

I was met with a new issue:

Shit.

Could they suspend a license because it had been expired too long?

Something I hadn’t considered.

Okay, whatever, I’ll just pay the fee to have it reinstated.

Okay….so I don’t exist?

I haven’t been driving for 16 years?

That I got enough speeding tickets in my early 20s to rack up around 5 points on my license?

That I drove two Mustangs in a row?

Now it was time to get desperate with phone calls.

Somehow, my dad was able to find a number online that someone actually answered.

All of my mail goes here!

I will break out every tear.

I will scream about the injustice of COVID.

I will say “I barely ever have to drive anyway!'

I’ll do it all.

Another question I asked myself - why bother?

I still never need to drive.

However it does suck to be the useless one in an emergency situation.

(I would still drive them.

The main issue here - I can’t rent a car.

This may be equally as important to me as being the savior bringing someone to the hospital.

It’s decided - I do in fact, need to drive.

So, that’s that.

I’m 16 years old again and i’m not allowed to take the car out by myself.

Is it all my fault?

I couldn’t anticipate COVID.

Should I have made it a higher priority?

Still - if your license is expired, figure it out quickly.

Whether you drive on a regular basis or not.

Apparently, your license to drive is not “forever.”