I love everything about it.
I think I’d rather be thrown off the top of the Hell in a Cell.
Never will, either.

This is my Super Bowl.
Let’s talk about tonight’s card a bit, shall we?
Side note: God, I hate that new United States Championship design….

It’s just so - bleh.
No personality, no nothin.
Theory is a cocky pretty-boy character who was Vince’s ‘chosen one’ before VKM split from creative.

This is a make-or-break match for Theory in my eyes.
Still, I’d expect him to go over here.
I think that would be pretty cool.

Bring Cena’s US title back!
TIME.he hits the ring….
It’s insane how good he is at this for how little experience he has.

I wonder what the big spot will be this time around.
I haveVERYhigh hopes for this match.
Oh, and Logan might enter from the sky…. Should be quick and fun.

Hopefully an insane spotfest with dives galore.
He crashed the Mysterio Thanksgiving to beat up his father, Rey…. Dominik has really come into his own during this feud and it’s amazing to see.
Plus, Rey sells his ass off for his son.

As a longtime Mysterio mark, this is another one I can’t wait for.
All part of the hype to Mania.
Hopefully what they do in the ring tonight makes up for that.

Finally, the culmination to the Sami Zayn/Kevin Owens vs The Bloodline storyline.
In my eyes, these are two of the best tag teams that have ever lived.
Top 5 at the very least.

I can’t remember the last tag team match fans were this invested in.
Every slow burn has paid off tenfold.
I would be totally shocked if this isn’t the match of the weekend.

Vince McMahon has a fucking mustache all of a sudden….


