Last week on my podcast my cohost read off some Cameo prices for random athletes.
but the way some of these guys priced themselves is laughable.
The names and prices are going to blow your mind.
Bonus: I pulled the best and worst values from the Barstool contributors listed on Cameo as well.
Be prepared to be blown away and probably a little pissed off.
Josh Norman - WASH?!
And no one on earth thinks Josh Norman is worth more than Josh Norman.
Apparently people don’t agree with his ridiculously high self-valuation because he has just two reviews.
Also, you don’t play for Washington any more.
Hell, you barely play for Carolina since you only saw the field twice last season.
Time to come back to reality, Josh.
This has to be the worst value of any athlete I found.
I’ve never even heard of this guy.
How many Josh Prays are there in the world that would pay $800 for this?
Emmitt Smith - FORMER - $725
Comparatively speaking this feels like a fucking steal.
RIP to the true GOAT running back, Jim Brown.
Tony Allen - FORMER - $1,000
This one checks out.
Micahel Beasley - FORMER - $1,000
This one is hilarious to me.
Which is a hilarious way to try and get people to buy your Cameos.
Ben Gordon - CHI?!
- $700
There is something extremely sad about this one.
Just a tough scene all around.
“The Glove” is one of those players that pretty much everyone loved as kids.
Him and Shawn Kemp were an electric factory in Seattle.
This was obviously before Kemp got fat as hell and their team was stolen away to Oklahoma City.
By the way, Shawn Kemp is not on Cameo but he probably should be.
It’s a great way to raise some money for child support payments.
He’s gotta be going broke paying for those seven kids via six different women.
I hate the Yankees.
I mean I fucking LOATH them.
But I’ll always like Mariano Rivera.
The guy threw two pitches but was the most unhittable closer in the history of the game.
He’s the reason I taught my son a cutter.
David Ortiz - FORMER - $750
Once again, hate the franchise but absolutely love Big Papi.
The “our fucking city” speech after the Boston bombing is up there as my favorite sports moments.
Straight goosebumps every time I see it.
Once again I feel like this price is a steal.
And Big Papi is hilarious so you know you’re getting some sizzle with that steak.
Instead he stayed in Boston and became one of the most dominant postseason pitchers in MLB history.
It’s kind of crazy to me that he only has three reviews.
A little niche, perhaps but hilarious nonetheless.
Second, I absolutely love Mintzy.
There is no one on earth who is more unintentionally hilarious that that man.
Thats a great ROI.
