But Kelce will let any possible clips from his microphone dictate whether or not that scenario materializes.
You guys saw that?
Kelce said, according to the Associated Press.
Im going to keep it between us unless my micd up tells the world.
I was just telling him how much I loved him.
Nobody involved in the situation actually gives the impression of butt hurt about this.
He seemed to think if he was in the game that the fumble wouldn’t have happened.
I guess he thinks he would have blocked better?
Which doesn’t make total sense to me.
It’s not like Travis Kelce is a preeminent blocking TE or anything.
That seems to be what they’re driving at.
That seems like a long shot.
Or at least discipline him.
Allow me to speculate wildly.
Slurs
Let’s just get the obvious one out of the way first.
He’ll never see another snap.
Same with the F-word.
He’d probably be fined.
And Taylor’s PR team might force them to break up.
But I don’t think either of those would end his career.
Basically any threat of bodily harm Andy Reid or his family could be enough to end Kelce’s career.
Fat Shaming
you’ve got the option to’t attack people for being overweight anymore.
At least not in America.
And especially not to the media darling of a walrus man that is Andy Reid.
That might fly in Asia where people are more blunt about each other weight.
But we’ve grown passed that in this country.
In this country, if you’re a super fat, you might even get rewarded.
you’ve got the option to get an extra plane ticket free of charge if you fly Southwest.
Although I’d have to imagine the NFL is pro-vax as a whole.
But at the same time they also don’t want that political smoke.
Or maybe they do.
Maybe Roger Goodell would double his salary for being so progressive.
I honestly have no idea anymore.
For example, imagine if Taylor hasn’t been able to get him off for months.
Or even if he simply said he didn’t care for the album Midnights.
That would be the end of him.
Forget playing in the NFL next season.
He might never be able to leave his home again.
Do you see my point here?
This whole blog is beyond stupid.
What ACTUALLY could have been said for him to get himself in trouble.
It would have to be so far over the line for the NFL to do anything.
He could get away with saying a lot of fucked up things.
He’s one of the biggest stars in the NFL.
When you’re that good at football you might get away with murder.
Take Tyreek Hill for example.
He’s still a beloved NFL superstar.
Talent trumps all in this league.
And on top of that, Andy Reid isn’t even mad.
You saw the video.
Plus, Andy Reid already confirmed that he simply “lost his balance”.
It had nothing to do with the 6'5" 205 pound monster barreling down upon on him.
Find a new slant, libs.
