I’m going to the top of the world folks.
Mount Everest Base Camp to be exact.
I’ll be honest, Mount Everest was never particularly high on my bucket list.
Why would Barstool write a check for me to make content at altitudes my hoon lungs can’t cash?
Why don’t I justget drunk in another Caribbean country with White Sox Daveand leave mountaineering to the sherpas?
Well to answer these questions we have to rewind all the way to the World Cup in November.
Now I’m not what you would call an endurance athlete.
Despite having won a Chinese Super Bowl, I’d barely even call myself an athlete.
To which I replied “Have you actually watched any of my videos?
But he then proposed just joining the expedition up to Base Camp which sounded way more my speed.
I’ve always been more of an escalator guy.
Ramadan Mubarak buddy!)
But Mom, and anyone else concerned, I can assure you I am taking this serious.
And at the end of the day Im gonna be with NIMS and his company Elite Exped.
I couldnt possibly be in better hands.
A fifth of rum appeared and Nims filled everyones cups.
Green, the architect, leaned over and assured me, This is every night.
I dont have to try and keep up.
Nims can drink as much as he wants at whatever altitude he wants as he is essentially superhuman.
I fly out Saturday and the trek begins April 15th.
For those of you who think Im fucked let me quote the great Nims himself:
P.S.
Get ready to watch the 49th Annual Heroes Hockey Game onBarstool.TV.
Coverage begins at 4:15pm ET.
