You guys know the Chicago drafts.
Different category every week, rotating guest, and lots of good banter between the fellas.
BUT NOT ME RIGHT NOW!
That graphic got tweeted last night and I didn’t sleep a damn wink!
Timberlake going first overall in an SNL draft?!?
That’s like Gritty going first overall in an NHL draft, sorry Gretzky!
I listened to it to get the reasoning.
And to that, to quote the great Jeremy Grey, I say “Erroneous!
Erroneous on both counts!”.
First off movies is easilyyyyyy the weakest category.
The key to a winning draft is sometimes, unfortunately, pandering.
You have to think “what will the audience think of my pick?”
more than if you actually like your pick.
I like outside the box picks, and that asteroid was a baddddd motherfucker.
Dude was trying to murder an entire planet’s worth of people.
So if I had the number 1 pick in the SNL draft I think I would go Farley.
Will Ferrell would also be a fair pick.
But what makes it worse is two of the greatest hosts of all time weren’t even selected.
I didn’t think you have to be an SNL die-hard to know this, but maybe you do?
For the males, I think the selections are good besides Norm.
Norm would laugh his face off if he saw that pick of himself.
Farley had more of an impact, but Dana Carvey is my GOAT.
The females also is a pretty good list, but my pick would have been Kristen Wiig.
You could also put a little someone named Amy Poehler in there as well.
I would have responsibly bet all of the money in Big Cat’s wallet on More Cowbell being drafted.
I already touched on hosts, and the other ones taken are solid, even Peyton Manning.
He should be replaced by either Hanks or Martin though, no doubt about it.
And then the last category, movies.
Though I will say “Wayne’s World 2” is very underrated.
And speaking of, we must give a shout out to Mike Meyers.
Kinda crazy how stacked SNL is when this is the first mention of him in this blog.
Just an all time great cast member.
Plus blogging is fun and easy when you’re passionate about a subject.
As for that 1:1 Timberlake pick, shame on whoever it was.
Shame, shame, shame.
