Happy sweet 16 iPhone.
Just remember to use protection if things get a little too frisky.
You don’t want any green bubble babies your family will be ashamed of.
Anyway, where would we be without apps?
Probably a much nicer, more productive, more patient society, but also way more lame.
Remember when Snake was like the only app on Earth?
Damn life sucked back then.
Twitter is simultaneously the best and world thing to happen to man kind.
Elon Musk is still trying to push this bullshit narrative of Twitter being some kind of internet town square.
Barstool changed the sports/entertainment media landscape for the better.
It’s just a fact.
Aka doing God’s work.
Waze is an absolute must for long road trips.
Who wouldn’t want a sweaty, chain smoking foreign man as their navigator?
Barstool Sportsbook
This one is obvious.
Place all your bets on here, responsibly.
The original place to horny scroll for hours.
IG acts as a catalog for rich dudes to find chicks to fly out and bang.
Thanks for all the depression and anxiety, Instagram!
Tinder
Tinder might be passe now but it was basically the Allen Iverson of dating apps.
It completely changed the game and how we view it forever.
Tinder ushered in an era of freewheeling sex the world hadnt seen since the hippies back in the 70s.
Only this time it came with tons of ass eating.
Photo Vault
Maybe the most important app of the last 16 years is the photo vault.
Face Swap
Nothing hits harder in a group text than a well timed face swap.
Face swapping your buddy onto a homeless guy shitting on the side of road.
We like to face swap our buddies faces into really messed up porn scenes.
Good luck explaining that one, Kev.
Uber
How the fuck did we all get home from the bar before Uber?
I’m seriously asking because I can’t remember.
Was it just bumper cars of drunk people every night at 2:30am?
Tiktok
Easily the most divisive app on the list, there is no denying TikTok’s cultural relevance.
But what else could distract us for hours at work without learning a single valuable piece of information?
Did we need any of these things?
But do we love all these things?
But it does give us something to watch while we take a shit.
The six that just missed…
11.
