Oh “nothing” is wrong, eh?
Overall I’m a pretty big proponent of coin flips.
And every time she gets furious and then just makes a choice.
Is there a prerequisite for being an NFL Insider that you better be an awkward, cringey mega-dork?
What is with these guys?
Anyway, that got me wondering what are actually the greatest coin flips in history?
The teams with the worst record in each conference had a 50% shot.
That season it was the Chicago Bulls and the New Orleans Jazz.
By the way Utah should change their name.
The man has become synonymous with tweeting out obvious things.
Don’t believe me?
Just search “Magic Johnson Tweet” on Twitter.
And who could forget this gem?
No County for Old Men
This is one of my favorite scenes in film history.
“sixty-nine cent”
“friendo”
“you didn’t mean nothing?
(in a mocking voice)”
“you’re a bit deaf aren’t you?”
“(choking) you married into it?”
That roadside gas station bumpkin has no idea just how lucky he got.
But I have always wondered, what the hell is Anton Chigurh eating in this scene?
It’s obviously one of those 99 cent peanut bags but it can’t be peanuts.
They’re far too dry to keep shoveling in your mouth and continue the conversation like that.
That’s not intimidating at all.
My guess is cashews.
Which is one of two things known as “the gentlemen’s nut.”
The other involves you tipping your cap as you leave the room to get a towel after fornication.
Talk about the worst luck in the world.
Nothing you say will ever convince me either of those guys wanted to win that coin toss.
I mean just awful life luck.
Besides him and Orville Redenbacher I couldn’t think of another Orville I have ever heard of.
And that’s because,according to wikipedia, there are only 26 notable Orvilles EVER.
Probably because the name lends itself to people thinking you are dumb as a rock.
I mean would you trust a doctor if you found out his name was Orville?
Put down that stethoscope and go fill up my gas tank.
“That’s the fairest way,” he said.
Who makes the call, coach?
“Maybe we’ll play rock, paper, scissors for that,” Crennel cracked.
Yes Browns history is this strange.
To make matters worse, Frye started week 1 that year and stunk up the joint.
Guess the coin was wrong.
But in hindsight is it all that surprising he went with a coin flip?
Just look at that picture above.
Pick the lint out of those delicious chocolates and enjoy your new found 25 cents.
You’re the best!.
I know this opinion will probably have the resident Barstool movienerdsbloggers after me but it’s true.
The guy got people to do all kinds of stuff for him via a two-headed coin.
That’s some low life stuff.
I mean look at him.
“Want to go back to my place and have a beer.
“How about we leave it up to a coin flip?”
She never stood a chance because there was always only one outcome.
Harvey was going to put a dent in that ass.
It was such a dumb shit decision I wish it has happened 15 years later.
I did a quick google search and I couldn’t find a single Marty Mornhinweg meme.
I might need to get Vindog on this and rectify the situation.
Marty is now a commentator for Montana and Montana State football games which is pretty cool I guess.
Montana is home to the Barstool ski races (no affiliation with us).
