Somehow, some way we’re getting the 10th installment of the franchise this Friday.
There’s also very little reasoning in front of us to believe that will actually be the end.
$1,000 seems fair considering all the cash these guys have brought in since 2001.
Keep in mind 9/11 is younger than this still very much running series of movies.
It’s well worth the run through.
First we start with the famous rope swing.
Dom vs. a nuclear submarine.
Who didn’t see this coming back in 2001 during those street races?
How does a normal car defeat said sub?
Thankfully Dom has family.
No explosion, fire, submarine, missile, or bomb can stop family.
Next up we have bumper cars.
Oh a person flung into the car and landing on a moving car doesn’t split them in half?
Not when Dom is behind the wheel.
Of course we have to talk about Dom going 1 on 10 here.
Can’t knock them all out?
Alright let’s grab these giants chains and pull down this reinforced concrete.
You could argue that’s the most absurd scene in movie history.
Forget this franchise I’m talking everything ever made.
Next up we’ve got more missiles being fired and doing next to zero damage.
Where did they buy these missiles?
Even Superman would be jealous of that character trait.
Alright the one below is awesome.
It’s all because of family, get with the program.
The illogical part here isn’t the creation of this maniac, but more how they stopped him.
In what world did this guy not take over the world?
Dom and Jason Statham’s character just drove at each other full speed like they were jousting.
There was that time the Rock held down a chopper with just his pure strength and will.
Whoever decided to start including him in these movies knocked it right out of the park.
No one better for this shit.
The creators heard that one loud and clear.
Dom once caught a car without a care in the world.
I imagine no one batted an eye when this popped up on the script.
Causing an earthquake with your feet is a perfectly normal thing to do, keep it moving.
Redirecting missiles with your hand?
Again, that’s why they brought the Rock in.
Like I said, reality?
Extremely attractive people driving really fast cars and saving their families and sometimes the rest of the world?
That’s why this movie franchise has made trillions of dollars.
Listen that was a lot.
If you took the time to read and watch through all of that here’s a little reward.
Yes, Brie Larson is in the new one.
