I feel like I discuss people getting run over by golf carts in about 50% of my blogs.
I just can’t help it.
They’re very funny.
I remember Riggs and Dave going back and forth on the subject.
Riggs was vehemently against it, because posting the videos was basically encouraging that bang out of behavior.
But to Dave’s point, they are very funny.
This was the outcome of their debate.
Not sure if anybody ever cashed in on that bounty.
I suppose it might still be up for grabs.
I don’t know what the statute of limitations on carrying out hits are.
But back to today’s video in question.
Let’s have one more look.
This video is perfect.
It’s exactly what conflicted “golf cart trampling” fans like myself need.
I can’t even imagine how ecstatic the driver was when he realized the opportunity he had at hand.
He’s truly blessed.
Opportunities like that don’t come around often.
Most people will never have that chance.
Run that bitch over.
It’s not worth it.
It’s highly dangerous, and I’m pretty sure you could get charged with assault.
But to say you should NEVER do it under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE is just stupid.
It’s patently false.
There are tons of viable reasons to run somebody over with a golf cart.
- You’re in a golf cart and come across a man vandalizing your home (i.e.
the original video).
- Your victim is a masochist and has offered you a large sum of money to run him over.
Ideally, he’s also signed a waiver clearing you of any and all liability.
He charged me $5.15 for a Monster the other day.
The other dude charges $3.75.
Don’t run over the other dude, he’s cool.
Except this one guy who insists on running his dogs down the thin patch of grass.
The patch of grass is like 5 feet wide and there’s usually traffic on the road.
There’s fucking nowhere to go.
Then it’s a race to get out of the way.
First off, that’s way too early.
I have a fake job that I need my beauty sleep for.
Plus, nobody told me you were coming.
How do I even know you’re with the energy company?
Because you’re wearing a hat?
I can put on a Yankees hat, that doesn’t mean I’m on the team.
The other day one of them asked me to let them into our basement where the storage is.
My golf clubs are down there.
I can’t just let anybody with a hat have access to the belongings of everyone in my apartment.
He must be stopped.
