But when Jimmy was born with an underbite, he struggled to latch onto his mother to feed.
So I’ve been bottle feeding him since he was born," Aubertin said.
“After the first week or so, we formed a bond.
I literally cannot go anywhere without him or he just starts blaa-ing.
He wants to know where I am.
He needs to be with me.”
Who doesn’t enjoy a good animal rescue story?
They’re so much better than human rescue stories.
I can’t explain why.
It should absolutely be the opposite.
Sorry that was a low blow at myself but I’m certain that it’s true.
Anyways, the story of Jimmy The Goat is heart warming in it’s own right.
Not only did this bitch nanny refuse to feed Jimmy.
Aubertin says he’s never been able to successfully reunite Jimmy with his birth family.
“That’s brutal.”
Goat life can be cruel.
But thankfully for Jimbo, a long-haired hippy named Hector took him under his wing.
Jimmy and Hector have become inseparable.
Hector turned the backseat of truck into a goat pen.
They took a road trip vacation to exotic Edmonton, Alberta.
The two of them go tire shopping together.
They sleep in a bed together at goat-friendly hotels.
The story is nothing but wholesome.
“We go everywhere.
We go to the stores.
We go to Canadian Tire.
I can get him to come to me, you know.
I can get him to lay down if I need to.
He listens very well,” he said.
People, by and large, were very accommodating to Jimmy, Aubertin says.
He was able to find plenty of pet-friendly motels who were happy to accept a horned guest.
And he was constantly surprised by how many businesses would let him roam the aisles with Jimmy.
Even if it was just as a joke, that’s still unfair to Hector.
It’s bullshit really.
It’s garbage, it’s rubbish, and it’s not true.
Yes, I know I Googled, “man who fucked a goat” to achieve these results.
But that’s still a lot of stories.
And you every goat fucker who gets caught, there’s probably 100 more who don’t.
You know there was.
It was either a sheep or a goat.
If farmers failed to diaper their goats… then naturally… they were murdered.
They blame the goats.
Additionally, consider the Greek God of Pan.
The God of The Wild.
Pan is believed to be the daughter of some broad named Penelope.
Apparently that’s disputed?
Idk how its disputed considering it’s all just made up nonsense in the first place.
That’s what I’m going with for the sake of this blog.
Pan’s parents are Hermes and Penelope
Nothing weird there.
One human parent, one god parent who looks like a human, right?.
No goat fucking to speak of?
Hahahaha you’re so stupid.
This is Greek mythology were talking about.
Of course there was goat fucking.
BritannicaKids- In most tales the god Hermes is Pan’s father.
His mother is sometimes said to be Penelope, the wife of the hero Odysseus.
The Greeks are weird man.
And we’ve got the well-respected Encyclopedia Britannica out here teaching this to our children?
And don’t even get me started on the famous sculpture of Pan that was discovered in 1752.
I’m not even going to include the picture in this blog.
It’s too much.
Just an extremely detailed sculpture of Pan with a regular old goat in missionary position.
Dick inserted and all….
.
Ok fine here it is but I’m censoring the dick.
That’s just not fair.
It’s not fair to Hector, and it’s not fair to Jimmy The Goat.
Just let them live platonically in piece.
They don’t deserve to be included in the same blog as these freaks.
