I like the pitch clock.

Feels like a game of chicken between Burrow’s reps and those who are negotiating for Justin Herbert.

Whenever one of those dudes signs, the other will follow shortly thereafter.

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Not throwing shade at El Pres or Kelly Keegs or anyone else.

I just happen to fall into the same boat as my hero of a quarterback.

Joe is spot on here in my opinion.

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You never know who you’re dealing with when they first confess to you about their fandom.

Like,howinto Taylor Swift are you?

Do you go to organized events specifically made for Swifties thataren’tstops on Taylor’s arena tours?

That’s the main sign of trouble I think you have to look out for.

I dated someone for a minute who was in that camp of Swifties.

She didn’t seem too weird at first.

I’m only exaggerating a little.

She was crazy hot but also hit me with one of those classic piecemeal revelations about her backstory.

Fun in the short term, not viable whatsoever in the long term.

Gave a few other Swift songs a whirl and didn’t hate what I heard.

Hadn’t really taken an interest in Taylor’s music before then.

I tried to give this distressed Swiftie the benefit of the doubt.

Even fell for her a little.

Gee, no red flags there, right?

Gonna continue to be a stay-away for me for the most part.

Then again I really, really like Star Wars and I know how crazy those fans can get.

Not so much at conventions but more so with vitriol across the Internet.

OK let’s get back to fellow Star Wars fan Joe Burrow (mostly).

I concur at least with the notion that lot of country tunes nowadays aren’t so good.

I do like Gabe Lee, though.

You know what else is great?

When you’ve got the option to acknowledge the brilliance of your contemporaries without being a tool.

I love how confident Joe is in his own skin to go here.

He recognizes that Mahomes has won two Super Bowls, and is already maybe a top-five QB of all-time.

Like seriously that’s how ridiculous Mahomes already is.

That didn’t stop Ja’Marr Chase from saying Joe is, in fact, the league’s QB1.

…Classy move by Joe not to pull out the 3-1 head-to-head record he holds against Mahomes, too.

Joe knows wins aren’t a pure QB stat.

I mean…when QB wins suit a point I’m making, I’ll absolutely bring it up.

Like I am now.

I still feel like KC fans can barely enjoy their championships without being butthurt about anything Bengals-related.

New Year’s Eve.

Already counting down the days to the next Burrow-Mahomes duel.

Now Joe, SIGN YOUR NEW DEAL yo.