More like Bianca UN-censori if you ask me.
Sometimes I like to think of Kanye as the world’s greatest troll.
I’m sure it’s true to a degree.
Kanye is definitely calculated with much of what he does.
If you’re good at what you do, you might get away with anything.
He’d get dragged by the internet for a few weeks.
He might lose an ad deal or two.
He might need to cut a check to the sick kids he made cry.
But give it half-a-year and he’ll be fine.
His fans will chalk it up to being part of Ye’s creative process.
Whether or not those 8-track players ever actually make it to your doorstep is a whole different story.
But best believe he’ll take your money.
I like to picture Kanye in a board room at Yeezy HQ.
I picture him addressing his team at the morning meeting in a serious, level-headed tone.
“Hello everyone, yo take a seat.
Donuts are in the break room if you haven’t gotten one yet.
Yes, yes I know.. That seems crazy..
I know people aren’t going to like it.
Adidas may drop me entirely.
But all press is good press here at Yeezy.
And considering today’s political climate, I think praising Hitler’s ideas willreallymove the needle.
It will be the perfect follow-up to our new Yeezy brand ‘White Lives Matter’ merch.”
Maybe Kanye is three-steps ahead of us with every move he makes.
Or maybe it’s not even that deep.
Maybe Kanye just loves doing bits.
Sometimes I wonder if his entire Yeezy fashion line is one big bit.
Every time you see Kanye and his wife they’re wearing something stupider than the time before.
It’s almost impossible that he’s not trolling us at this point.
Every time you see Kanye he’s trotting his hot, naked wife out for the world to see.
“Trotting out his hot naked wife” is Kanye’s version of the Green Bay power sweep.
Until somebody learns how to stop it, he’s gonna keep running it down our throats.
His hot naked wife in a stupid outfit is good for 8 yards per carry.
I’ve already touched on the Hitler thing.
But consider Donda Academy.
How did we ever allow that to become a thing?
We just let Kanye West start a school?
I like Kanye’s songs, but what the fuck does he know about education?
Did anybody else see this story about Kanye and Donda Academy that came out last week?
The singer is also alleged to have temporarily delayed payment to workers after his Yeezy bank accounts were frozen.
I mean what the hell.
Do you think Kanye just comes home laughing about the shit he gets away with every day?
He walks through the front door like “OMG BABE, BABE, BABE!!!
You’re not going to believe this one.
Today I locked the whole 8th grade inside of a cage in the basement.
And they’re just doing it.
Nobody even questioned me.
Nobody tried to stop me.
Their parents are paying me SO MUCH money for this.
All because I wrote College Dropout.
How am I not in jail?!.
Did you know I never even bought them lunch tables?
These kids are eating sushi off the cold hard floor every day.”
I really shouldn’t make light of the situation.
It’s actually very fucked up.
But the absurdity of it is laughable.
The man is a menace to society.
He’s like the Joker of rap music.
Ok well I guess that’s probably Diddy.
A man of Kanye’s stature and craziness simply must have a litany of skeletons in his closet.
The man is out of control and keeps getting crazier.
But on the bright side, Vultures 1 was a fantastic album.
It gets better every time I listen.
That’s what’s most important.
