‘I have signs of autism from my car accident.’

I don’t really have too much of a take on this.

It’s hard to even have a take on anything Kanye does.

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He’s a crazy person.

But I really liked this headline.

It has all the key words you need for a blog.

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Kanye West + Elon Musk + Autism.

The Big 3, if you will.

I’m not a doctor.

I don’t know much about Autism.

So based on that much, I guess Kanye qualifies.

He sent Elon Musk a whole fun text about it.

He texted Elon about a whole mess of fun topics actually.

He has beef with him, and he’s calling him out for it both privately and publicly.

Let’s break it down.

First off, I love Kanye’s text style.

A series of short, incomplete sentences separated into individual paragraphs.

Keeps everything nice and in order.

You never lose your place.

It almost reads like slam poetry.

Which is precisely how I imagine Kanye West speaks to people.

Like a 24-year old texting an ex-girlfriend who he impulsively broke up with in college.

Three years later he thinks, “Aw fuck, I shouldn’t have done that.

I want to text her.”

But it was crucial to let her know that he knows she has no reason to respond to him .

That’s a professional ‘burned bridge fixing’ move from Kanye.

Additionally, Kanye wants the nature of him and Elon Musk’s relationship to change.

But what key in of relationship did they even have?

They’ve both called each other friends at one point in their lives.

The post came hours after an interview with conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.

West sparked outrage by declaring his ‘love’ of Nazis and his admiration for Adolf Hitler.

I suppose that would strain a relationship.

I can see the beef there.

Anyways, back to the texts.

Kanye wants their relationship to change, and apparently that starts with Elon knowing he is NOT bi polar.

To me this says Kanye West felt as if Elon was treating him like a bi polar person.

So how does Elon treat bi polar people?

Did he talk down to him?

Did he offer him a sweater one to many times?

Did you know that a car crash can make you autistic?

Kanye is always teaching us new things.

What does Kanye actually expect Elon to do?

He let Kanye back on Twitter.

I suppose Elon could fire off a couple pro-Kanye tweets.

And they’re not going to ask politely.

And they’re most certainly not going to take no for an answer.

Ball is in your court, Elon.

And if you call Kanye bi-polar one more time there’s going to be problems.

Get your bots in order now.

Kind of rude of Elon to ever think Kanye was bi-polar in the first place.