Except for maybe that time Dave and Big Cat played in the Big 3 with Dahntay Jones.
But still…tonight there will be a basketball game in Connecticut.
It will be live streamed on Twitter, Rumble, YouTube, ESPN+, etc.
The Barstool New York team has played 2 seasons in a random NYC rec league.
Kirk’s team is horrible.
They’re still in the midst of their first season.
They are yet to win a game.
There’s another guy who is good.
And then things fall off a cliff.
I personally play for the New York team, so I’m naturally a little biased.
But if we don’t win by at least double digits it will be a huge embarrassment.
I’d rather not see that happen.
But if we somehow lose to KMS tonight, I might be forced to start agreeing with you.
Shoutout Shark Minihane for handicapping the game.
But that’s not the point of this blog.
Kirk’s producer Jack Coleman (i.e.
But that would be unfair to Coleman.
There are paralyzed quadriplegics out there.
Coleman would put any paralyzed quadriplegic in a blender.
Honestly, he could even take non-paralyzed quadriplegics.
Coleman would dominate any person without limbs on a basketball court.
There’s also terminal cancer patients.
People over 100 years old.
He would work them all.
So to call him the “worst of all-time” is bullshit.
I’m honestly having a hard time coming up with the words to describe him.
When I watch him play I experience multiple different of emotions.
To watch a man miss his intended target time and time again is objectively hilarious.
Then I get mad.
Then I start to question whether or not this whole thing isn’t some sort of bit.
Is Coleman playing all of us for the sake of clicks?
Coleman’s shooting is so bad that it doesn’t even make sense.
They’re clearly not basketball players.
But Coleman is a somewhat coordinated person.
If you eliminate the shooting, he actually looks like he can play a little ball.
Watch the way he drives to the basket at 15 seconds.
The way he holds the ball high away from his defenders reach on his way to the rim.
There’s just no way a person who can do those things should be missing shots that badly.
He has to be faking this right?
How is it possible for his shooting to be that bad?
But then I see videos like this…
How the fuck is that possible?
The man went over 5 minutes without making a free throw.
Do you know how hard that is?
Is he simply experiencing the most massive case of the yips in the history of yips?
I have no idea.
I’ll probably go to my grave wondering if Coleman is pranking all of us with his horrific shooting.
Anyways… the game tonight is streaming at 6:45 PM EST.
See for yourself whether or not you think Coleman is really that bad at basketball.
Also he says he’s going to break Dana Beers jaw.
Fingers crossed he tries to do it.
