Forbes put out their highest-earning influencers/creators list for the year.

For some of us, it’s a who’s-who of who the fuck is that?

For they are young.

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I only have thoughts on a few of these people.

Here we go:

  1. Mr.

Beast

Guy is in a league of his own.

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Just an absolutely insane level of reach.

Not sure exactly how the broader world feels.

I remember there was some issue about him helping people regain their eyesight?

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Tell you what, kids: life is better when you ignore these things.

Well done, Mr.

I just wish he’d put some of that money towards a nipple reconstruction.

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I don’t know what it is but his nipples drive me nuts.

I can’t figure it out.

But something needs to be done.

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Logan comes in three spots lower on the list at#6.

Jake’s brother made a paltry $21 million this year.

  1. Matt Rife

What a phenomenon.

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Next thing you know, he’s legitimately the hottest ticket in all of standup comedy.

Now we find out that he made$25 million this year?!

That’s… nuts.

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Square that with the $75 he was paid 15 months ago for that Improv show.

According to Forbes, he’s sold “over 750,000 tickets for his international tour.”

I didn’t even know there were that many people living outside America.

The bitter, jealous comedian in me wants to hate him.

But I’ve met him a few times and he is the picture of charm and humility.

Well done, Matt.

  1. Alex Cooper

Barstool’s own Alex Cooper standing tall at #12!

In addition to her staggering influence and wealth, she gotengaged this year!

Props to Dave for teaching Alex Cooper everything she knows about media.

  1. Josh Richards

Had to give our boy JRich some love.

At #25 on the list, he made a reported$5 millionthis year.

Save some for the rest of us!

Big fan of this fella.

Sort of feels like a newer-age, less-brooding Timothy Chalamet.

But JRich is more… friendly?

Seems like he’ll be way higher on the list next year.