Forbes put out their highest-earning influencers/creators list for the year.
For some of us, it’s a who’s-who of who the fuck is that?
For they are young.

I only have thoughts on a few of these people.
Here we go:
- Mr.
Beast
Guy is in a league of his own.

Just an absolutely insane level of reach.
Not sure exactly how the broader world feels.
I remember there was some issue about him helping people regain their eyesight?

Tell you what, kids: life is better when you ignore these things.
Well done, Mr.
I just wish he’d put some of that money towards a nipple reconstruction.

I don’t know what it is but his nipples drive me nuts.
I can’t figure it out.
But something needs to be done.

Logan comes in three spots lower on the list at#6.
Jake’s brother made a paltry $21 million this year.
- Matt Rife
What a phenomenon.

Next thing you know, he’s legitimately the hottest ticket in all of standup comedy.
Now we find out that he made$25 million this year?!
That’s… nuts.

Square that with the $75 he was paid 15 months ago for that Improv show.
According to Forbes, he’s sold “over 750,000 tickets for his international tour.”
I didn’t even know there were that many people living outside America.
The bitter, jealous comedian in me wants to hate him.
But I’ve met him a few times and he is the picture of charm and humility.
Well done, Matt.
- Alex Cooper
Barstool’s own Alex Cooper standing tall at #12!
In addition to her staggering influence and wealth, she gotengaged this year!
Props to Dave for teaching Alex Cooper everything she knows about media.
- Josh Richards
Had to give our boy JRich some love.
At #25 on the list, he made a reported$5 millionthis year.
Save some for the rest of us!
Big fan of this fella.
Sort of feels like a newer-age, less-brooding Timothy Chalamet.
But JRich is more… friendly?
Seems like he’ll be way higher on the list next year.