0 - Justin Tucker/Maduguike

OK I lied.

Neither of these pro bowl Ravens even get a 1 on the scale.

It’s good to see at least some Justin’s aren’t struggling.

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All in all, things are pretty comfy for Pugh despite no longer being on the couch.

I don’t think we need to worry here either.

We now move into the wellness check required section.

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For now, he’s on the Chargers.

At least he’s employed.

8.9 Justin Hardee

Employed.

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9.1 Justin Herron

Waived by the Raiders right after Christmas.

Can’t get much worse than that.

9.3 Justin McCray

Not waived by the Carolina Panthers.

A receiver’s dream.

Now…at least for the moment…it’s Sam Darnold.

What can possibly be worse than a pass catcher losing his quarterback only to replaced with nothing?

9.6 Justin Herbert

Meter Recalibrating…

9.9 Justin Herbert

Oh yeah.

A quarterback who loses his entire cast to be replaced with nothing.

Well not his ENTIRE cast.

Just 77.7 percent of it.

Justin Herbert Receiver 2023 Reception Share Leaders

This is unreal.

The handmade - so not exactly to scale - graph above tells the story.

I’ve never seen anything quite like this.

Especially for a top-tier quarterback.

What an experiment that will be in LA for the Chargers.

No not the Justin Hollins experiment.

The Jim Harbaugh experiment.

First we thought Atlanta or Pittsburgh.

Then rumblings about the Raiders lasted all of eight minutes before Minshew swooped in.

Minnesota was seen as a possible next option despite being in the same division as the Bears.

In comes the Sam Darnold knife twist.

No one seems to even know Justin Fields exists right now.

The Seahawks were another team pundits keyed in on.

They traded for Sam Howell.

Even Drew Lock found a team.

Then Charles Robinson of Yahoo wrote how the Eagles made picture perfect sense to sign his as a backup.

Everything made sense from the scheme, cap situation, etc.

And sure enough, the Eagles made a move at QB.

I’d love to tell Justin Fields that nice guys finish last.

But in his case, he’s not even finishing.

It’s “I want to give a grown man I’ve never met a hug” level sad.

He did everything he was asked to do.

Was coachable and respectful.

And no one gives a flying fuck.

Jesus I hope this blog goes up soon before another team passes on hi…. Just a crazy few days for a few Justins in the NFL going through some stuff.

What could have been…

@stathole