People stumbled upon a bone structure that left them in shock.
Additionally, there is a skull resembling that of a human.
Many people have been referring to it as the bones of a mermaid.
However, this claim lacks support, as mermaids are fictional characters often depicted in films.
Oates described the creatures body as approximately six feet long.
Initially, they mistook it for a human bone.
Oates stopped to closely examine the structure and dispel his confusion.
She stated that it had a skull the size of a human, complete with a long jaw.
It resembled a mermaid but with hair and seemed to have a tail or some sort of limb.
Who knows what the hell that is?
It’s a mermaid.
I’ve never been more sure of something in my life.
Miss me with any rational explanations.
I’m choosing to believe it’s a mermaid.
Well that’s all I have on that subject.
Here’s some Friday afternoon nonsense for you.
If you’re not interested in mermaid related nonsense, then read no further.
There’s a lot of misinformation spread around the internet about mermaids.
A whole lot of speculation by a whole lot of people who know a whole lot of nothing.
I’ve put together of list of FAQ’s that will hopefully clear some things up.
Ariel was a 16-year old mermaid who was pursued by an man named Prince Eric.
It’s a lawless place.
I would never let my daughter visit Atlantis.
Columbus also added that the mermaids were by no means as beautiful as depicted in folk tales.
Indeed, mermaids have been traditionally known as creatures of divine beauty.
From that article, we can clearly tell this is bullshit.
Are all mermaids virgins because they don’t have genitalia?I think so.
Does a mermaid’s head game go crazy?I would have to imagine so.
But I bet they’re awesome at making out.
Maybe that’s why Atlantis is such a magical place.
Can you imagine how productive our society would be if humans weren’t interested in sex.
We would all be geniuses.
Like that episode of Seinfeld where George stops having sex and becomes a genius.
Without sex we definitely would have figured out a way to construct a magical underwater society by now.
I don’t know how we’d reproduce either.
Would a mermaid be eligible to swim in the Olympics?I would prefer to not get political.
Do you know how much money you could pull in if you had a real-life mermaid in a tank?
People would come from across the world to see my mermaid.
It could be very lucrative for the mermaid as well.
Also wouldn’t the entire world hate you?
People already fucking loathe Sea World.
I also don’t think you realize how quickly I’d make $1 million dollars.
The mermaid would be in my tank for like maybe a month before I was a millionaire.
There would be virtually no overhead.
If anything I would be looked at favorably by the mermaid community.
Why are they called mermaids and not sea centaurs?Sea centaur is a slur in the mermaid community
