Indystar -Momo the monkey is still on the loose in Indianapolis after escaping Wednesday, according to authorities.
There were reports of minor injuries from the monkey, but IMPD could not confirm it had bitten someone.
Police have asked citizens to not approach the animal.
There is a monkey on the loose in Indianapolis.
I repeat, there is a monkey on the loose in Indianapolis.
How did he escape from the Indianapolis zoo?
This is someone’s pet monkey who broke out of a backyard.
The owner posted onIndy Pets Lost & Found Facebookon Wednesday that his pet monkey was missing.
Good luck catching this mischievous looking little fucker.
He is a Patas monkey, the fastest species of primate, which clocks speeds up to 30/35mph.
When I was 10 years old, all I wanted was a pet monkey.
Destroying your house, biting people, and flinging around their own shit.
Nickelodeon was simply wetting the beak for the knowledge that daytime television would soon introduce.
Monkey’s will rip off your face.
Price Is Right, then monkey attacks.
Even Oprah got in on the action when Travis the Chimp attacked a woman.
Apparently during an attack primates go for the hands, face, and genitals.
Three things I value.
That’s when I decided I’d settle for a dog.
Owning exotic animals is total weirdo behavior.
Tiger King solidified that theory when it aired in 2020.
The most irresponsible people buy animals that require the most responsibility.
Maybe this guy should have bought a gold fish to see how it went before buying a monkey?
Sidenote:According toFacebook Lost & Found Petsthis is the SECOND TIME Momo has escaped.
He escaped once back in July.
Also Momo might not be the escape artist we though.
Not only has this guy’s monkey escaped, but his dog got loose back in September.
Time to buy a bigger fence.
